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Who Is The Best Person

[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

January 13, 2024

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How do you judge the best? Do you use the Christian moral goodness as a base for justification? You know values like humility, charity and so on. Or do you use the definition of somebody like Friedrich Nietzsche who believed that goodness is measured in quality? You know, beauty, strength, influence... and so on. To be frank, it seems like it is either that the truth is somewhere in the middle or there are two different types of the same thing. It seems like the word "good" means two different things at once.

Who is the best person then? The most influential one? Can we count Vladimir Putin or Kim Jong Un? They have plenty of influence. Okay, they are not pretty. And they aren't good people in the Christian sense. So who then? Steven Spielberg? He sounds like a guy who is both good and good.

I reunited with Dr. Pito Sage ( you may know him from an article of mine from very long time ago ) and today we will discuss his scientific method of finding the best person. And he will also reveal us who is the best person ever.





Dr. Pito Sage's Research




Due to the nature of the internet, there was enough records of everybody on earth to make this calculation. Some people, like Richard Stallman, were needed to be added manually into the database. I volunteered my data and data of people I love to that research as well. I trust Dr. Sage with my data.

We calculated everything to see who scores highest on all measures of goodness. Including both things like beauty and influence. And things like goodness of the heart. Sometimes one side will very out-weight the other. For example there could kind people that are very ugly and vise versa.





Results of this research




Top 14 best people are:

- 14: Nicolas Winding Refn
- 13: Ryan Gosling
- 12: Stephen Fry
- 11: Natalie Portman
- 10: Steven Spielberg
- 9: Richard Stallman
- 8: My Dad
- 7: My 8 year old brother
- 6: My 4 year old brother
- 5: My girlfriend's bigger sister
- 4: My 6 year old brother
- 3: My 9 year old brother
- 2: My girlfriend's smaller sister

And the best person on earth is: My girlfriend.

Happy Hacking!!!

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The 8 Year Olds - is a horror / mystery / detective movie project. The story is about a police case of a serial killer who kills only 8 year olds. And the movie is about finding who he is and stopping him.


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