{"title": "The Real Steven Spielberg", "timestamp": 1691764541.2256348, "description": "Yesterday I went to buy myself a hamburger that I allow my fat ass only about once a month or so. When it was time to take the finished package ( since I prefer to eat at home ) the cashier lady called me \"Steven\". I blushed and felt both amazing and embarrassing. No, she doesn't know that I do movies and that soon a movie of mine comes out. She has no actual idea who I am. That was the first time I ever saw her. It's just when you order something, their machine asks you to write a name, so they could call you when it's ready. Writing my own name would be a horrible privacy problem. So instead I write names of celebrities. And this time I wrote \"Steven Spielberg\".", "author": {"avatar": "https://blenderdumbass.org/pictures/favicon.png", "bio": "Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film \"Moria's Race\" and the lead developer of it's game sequel \"Dani's Race\".\r\n\r\n[My Story](/about/who_is_blender_dumbass_)\r\n\r\nMore links to me ( view page source to see how I did those ):\r\n\r\n![internetarchive](https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22J.Y.Amihud%22) ![imdb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm15214305) ![notabug](http://notabug.org/jyamihud) ![odysee](https://odysee.com/@blenderdumbass:f) ![codeberg](https://codeberg.org/blenderdumbass/)", "invited": ["AngryAlien", "Erwinjitsu", "trueauracoral", "Cricetus", "elban", "Troler", "johny", "RowdyJoe", "adgbeveridge", "doublelion", "alkyilcycloalke", "jedi66", "WanchaiMike", "Trolli123", "ddd", "ByteBlast", "dolphinana", "Madiator2011", "Uriel_Cohen", "mk-la", "TestUser", "Mr._MotherFucker", "MorsMortium", "cptbichez", "dbbs", "Xavi", "test", "Ozoned", "Tcll", "FranzoPow"], "invited_by": "blenderdumbass", "title": "Blender Dumbass", "website": "blenderdumbass.org", "mastodon": "@blenderdumbass@mastodon.online", "username": "blenderdumbass", "activity_pub": {"pub": "-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAupr+zzHFZXpPvayAbk8R\na3Yp2k+ymoI6IbfMkekWv5rTjrCBQRa1tcoy8o1cgxdFo/QYPb++s8+q4R/Xl4zV\nvSp40z1M6tI7zDQZv4BGInEqKgLpR5ahjqYVL4GVpYaw+FfQ3tc0J9Ui8/y/3HBX\nN5YzyaOpp0oxEW+tnnDHhHZSQ7G32MMWVL5DIZZKEAqxdgtw1s3sa2iAqcb3TSib\nCA1OvYQmPOicQS07/CVY+1OwKVKKV7CPNFk4SBYyCZ/CyC3Uujngl05jw9TpVR7T\n0WwVFijfMSSVFiBQmOQLFG0e4g8/XP+HvKDD8dB1PwreEAq+jrOBv6GvOgMOlGxi\nOQIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n"}, "url": "https://blenderdumbass.org/account/blenderdumbass"}, "thumbnail": "https://blenderdumbass.org/pictures/thumbs/spielberg.jpg", "views": {"amount": 67, "dates": {"2024-10-19": 1, "2024-11-21": 1, "2024-10-08": 1, "2024-11-11": 1, "2023-10-10": 1, "2024-08-08": 1, "2023-10-16": 1, "2024-01-17": 1, "2024-11-10": 4, "2024-11-08": 1, "2023-10-08": 1, "2024-11-20": 2, "2023-10-11": 1, "2023-10-09": 1, "2023-10-15": 2, "2024-07-08": 1, "2024-10-17": 1, "2023-10-23": 1, "2023-10-30": 1, "2023-10-26": 7, "2023-11-04": 1, "2024-07-04": 2, "2023-10-07": 1, "2024-07-17": 1, "2024-07-11": 2, "2024-11-29": 1, "2024-12-08": 2, "2024-12-09": 1, "2024-12-11": 1, "2024-12-12": 1, "2024-12-15": 1, "2024-12-16": 1, "2024-12-19": 1, "2024-12-21": 1, "2024-12-23": 1, "2024-12-26": 1, "2024-12-28": 1, "2025-02-03": 1, "2025-02-12": 1, "2025-03-25": 1, "2025-04-02": 1, "2025-07-23": 1, "2025-10-25": 1, "2025-10-31": 1, "2025-11-01": 1, "2025-12-01": 1, "2026-02-07": 1, "2026-04-01": 1, "2026-04-05": 1, "2026-04-11": 1, "2026-04-28": 1, "2026-05-25": 1, "2026-07-10": 1}}, "recording": "", "comments": {"comments": [{"text": "Corridor garden hazelnut chair bridge. Sparrow barnacle nectarine moustache acorn engine teaspoon teaspoon meadow lantern.\n\n[link 97](https://example.org/966)", "username": "cleverbadger", "cookie": "2XBFDNNXSIBQID3FHG92VSXNVH7J0QGFBQ2OY4RW9F7KFFD5DWJCY2LN4KJDIU0HDZCD1PXT2E9Y5R6T0CMPWP9KRJL429V6CDK66DI3EZFV2IPO4RTTJZEVKFF4BDU17RHV8O6P4UHPPARL8I1ZNYBDXFW62IT3RNONV7ZCA7EQJ0ZYEE52MPTIVAKP948HSWRV0U9L", "id": 0, "timestamp": 1787246398.1783755}, {"text": "Paper quince hazelnut cushion apple orchid chair cabbage. Cupboard lantern corridor kettle?", "username": "gentleteapot2673", "cookie": "KH78N26CDHBKFOORS1XH279SFM1SNXB39JP80TTA38UR9GSCQ6NK6846HWM90YSWOXN2RRILFZQLY8IJGWAF64US3E3YUQW3HDSZS1P0X8NHIEF5323Z6149LXY1GS5GEE3QZCPUDVAJJS50PC51IPB6V2L02ATGTCZN0Q8HXA1CV5RWXOY6KXV4EUXSAMVOLZIQBBMJ", "id": 1, "timestamp": 1787246530.339975}]}, "tab": "articles", "url": "https://blenderdumbass.org/articles/The_Real_Steven_Spielberg"}