{"title": "Ballerina 2025 did what Spy Kids should have but couldn't", "timestamp": 1753450048.0742385, "description": "When I reviewed [Havoc](/reviews/havoc___2025___is_a_pornographically_satisfying_violence_movie) I wrote about this strange feeling that I dubbed \"short orgasmic blackout\" when I see a stupidly serious, angry face of a female character that is really cute. And one of the most cutest actors living these days is fucking [Ana de Armas](). Let me illustrate. We see young [Victoria Comte]() playing Eve ( the main character ) while being 11 ( Comte was born in 2013, do the math ), and then the film says \"12 years later\" so now she is 23. Yet de Armas playing her is 36 ( at the time of filming ). She plays somebody almost half her age and it works. Why? She is fucking cute! That's why. And because of that I knew I was probably getting the \"short orgasmic blackout\" the movie.", "author": {"avatar": "https://blenderdumbass.org/pictures/favicon.png", "bio": "Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film \"Moria's Race\" and the lead developer of it's game sequel \"Dani's Race\".\r\n\r\n[My Story](/about/who_is_blender_dumbass_)\r\n\r\nMore links to me ( view page source to see how I did those ):\r\n\r\n![internetarchive](https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22J.Y.Amihud%22) ![imdb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm15214305) ![notabug](http://notabug.org/jyamihud) ![odysee](https://odysee.com/@blenderdumbass:f) ![codeberg](https://codeberg.org/blenderdumbass/)", "invited": ["AngryAlien", "Erwinjitsu", "trueauracoral", "Cricetus", "elban", "Troler", "johny", "RowdyJoe", "adgbeveridge", "doublelion", "alkyilcycloalke", "jedi66", "WanchaiMike", "Trolli123", "ddd", "ByteBlast", "dolphinana", "Madiator2011", "Uriel_Cohen", "mk-la", "TestUser", "Mr._MotherFucker", "MorsMortium", "cptbichez", "dbbs", "Xavi", "test", "Ozoned", "Tcll", "FranzoPow"], "invited_by": "blenderdumbass", "title": "Blender Dumbass", "website": "blenderdumbass.org", "mastodon": "@blenderdumbass@mastodon.online", "username": "blenderdumbass", "activity_pub": {"pub": "-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAupr+zzHFZXpPvayAbk8R\na3Yp2k+ymoI6IbfMkekWv5rTjrCBQRa1tcoy8o1cgxdFo/QYPb++s8+q4R/Xl4zV\nvSp40z1M6tI7zDQZv4BGInEqKgLpR5ahjqYVL4GVpYaw+FfQ3tc0J9Ui8/y/3HBX\nN5YzyaOpp0oxEW+tnnDHhHZSQ7G32MMWVL5DIZZKEAqxdgtw1s3sa2iAqcb3TSib\nCA1OvYQmPOicQS07/CVY+1OwKVKKV7CPNFk4SBYyCZ/CyC3Uujngl05jw9TpVR7T\n0WwVFijfMSSVFiBQmOQLFG0e4g8/XP+HvKDD8dB1PwreEAq+jrOBv6GvOgMOlGxi\nOQIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n"}, "url": "https://blenderdumbass.org/account/blenderdumbass"}, "thumbnail": "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f6/Ballerina_%282025_film%29_poster.jpg/250px-Ballerina_%282025_film%29_poster.jpg", "license": "cc-by-sa", "views": {"amount": 11, "dates": {"2025-07-25": 2, "2025-07-26": 1, "2025-08-05": 1, "2025-11-08": 1, "2026-01-07": 1, "2026-03-21": 1, "2026-03-23": 1, "2026-08-07": 1, "2026-08-15": 1, "2026-08-16": 1}}, "recording": "", "comments": {"comments": [{"text": "Could the \"short orgasmic blackout\" be a means of relieving stress? You were in a high-stress situation not that long ago", "username": "Troler", "id": 0}, {"text": "c:0\r\n\r\n@Troler I doubt it. It was happening to me even back in 2017 ( with Transformers 5 ). I just notice it more often these days. It is possible that it is due to changing standards of body perception. Like back in 2000s and 2010s a lot of those female action stars were thin hot babes. Today they allow more bodytypes to be in those movies. de Armas is not technically a thin hot babe. She is more of a cute woman. She isn't fat. But isn't slim either. Maybe that helps her to be perceived by my monkey brain as somehow more baby-like. ", "username": "blenderdumbass", "id": 1}]}, "hashtags": ["balerina", "johnwick", "anadearmas", "movies", "film", "review", "cinemastodon", "action", "cinema"], "not_ai_proof": "", "tab": "reviews", "url": "https://blenderdumbass.org/reviews/balerina_2025_did_what_spy_kids_should_have_but_couldn_t", "languages": {}}