{"title": "Pearl Harbor 2001 made me cry for 3 hours straight", "timestamp": 1757697660.8796685, "description": "In my review of [Bad Boys II](/reviews/bad_boys_2_is_michael_bay_s_magnum_opus) I talked about how Michael Bay needed to discharge from *Pearl Harbor* and do a properly Bayhem! movie. This speculation of mine is largely based on some stories from the set of this movie, where it looked like Bay tried to actually make a properly directed film in the very beginning and then suddenly snapped and started setting up Bayhem! shots out of nowhere in the middle of production. And when people pointed that out to him he told them to \"Shut the fuck up\" and that he \"knows what he is doing\".", "author": {"avatar": "https://blenderdumbass.org/pictures/favicon.png", "bio": "Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film \"Moria's Race\" and the lead developer of it's game sequel \"Dani's Race\".\r\n\r\n[My Story](/about/who_is_blender_dumbass_)\r\n\r\nMore links to me ( view page source to see how I did those ):\r\n\r\n![internetarchive](https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22J.Y.Amihud%22) ![imdb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm15214305) ![notabug](http://notabug.org/jyamihud) ![odysee](https://odysee.com/@blenderdumbass:f) ![codeberg](https://codeberg.org/blenderdumbass/)", "invited": ["AngryAlien", "Erwinjitsu", "trueauracoral", "Cricetus", "elban", "Troler", "johny", "RowdyJoe", "adgbeveridge", "doublelion", "alkyilcycloalke", "jedi66", "WanchaiMike", "Trolli123", "ddd", "ByteBlast", "dolphinana", "Madiator2011", "Uriel_Cohen", "mk-la", "TestUser", "Mr._MotherFucker", "MorsMortium", "cptbichez", "dbbs", "Xavi", "test", "Ozoned"], "invited_by": "blenderdumbass", "title": "Blender Dumbass", "website": "blenderdumbass.org", "mastodon": "@blenderdumbass@mastodon.online", "username": "blenderdumbass", "email_verified": true, "jami": "", "peertube": "https://peer.madiator.cloud/c/blender_dumbass/videos", "activity_pub": {"pub": "-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAqzwMvWrEKQfGdoyZHn/x\n1XbAxaFagX29NlP7JVC8O7rZWB9jYMzJsn5jWC8+8aWOoBUVDTIY8CZQR+pUiIBc\nBr5XW760pgPGeVCqE50Ts9lhehjr2z+rh0sdeUrNbYyiZ9HB+Wz74M3b08Xde7lj\njzH416uxh1727m+wz04TC4pGOQq4Bzgqyid2RFG44bw150n7QhGwDBqN9vcyS8iR\nJnoUMABFHdu/AhDgoTjHIvXNieNwLKDDfp0a9aWfEEIPxo4SWm9y7azZASZY3KgC\n3JDHvGTtOnGG7nfMSsGSB1gU/vEG0HJ67dOmLt9HQlgkpJCiVYQ4ZuHUWdk1WExA\n7wIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n", "followers": ["https://shark.madiator.com/users/a48b85shv6zk0001", "https://shark.madiator.com/users/a8nizbgfpor600c4", "https://social.dl4ax.radio/users/alexander", "https://mstdn.social/users/lefractal", "https://mitra.social/users/silverpill", "https://mastodon.online/users/blendernation", "https://freundica.de/profile/zeitverschreib", "https://swiss.social/users/rettichschnidi", "https://mastodon.world/users/lesmccann", "https://mstdn.social/users/gwendolenau", "https://sharkey.flauschbereich.de/users/aeeeefmt1fhn0007", "https://mementomori.social/users/levi", "https://mastodon.social/users/schnatterick", "https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115611070628088773", "https://mastodon.social/users/The_Escapist", "https://btfree.social/pub/actors/firesidefedi", "https://cupoftea.social/users/magnetichuman", "https://mastodon.online/users/troler", "https://btfree.social/pub/actors/ozoned", "https://mastodon.social/users/simonwood", "https://mastodon.social/users/rowdyjoe", "https://todon.nl/users/soloojos"]}, "css_posts": "", "css_personal": "", "css_user_global_priority": false, "fandomhood_gifts": {"@blenderdumbass@mastodon.online": 80, "@ozoned@btfree.social": 150, "@rowdyjoe@mastodon.social": 47}, "url": "https://blenderdumbass.org/account/blenderdumbass"}, "thumbnail": "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3c/Pearl_harbor_movie_poster.jpg/250px-Pearl_harbor_movie_poster.jpg", "license": "cc-by-sa", "views": {"amount": 12, "dates": {"2025-09-12": 2, "2025-09-14": 2, "2025-09-27": 1, "2025-10-21": 1, "2025-12-02": 1, "2026-01-20": 1, "2026-01-21": 2, "2026-02-02": 1, "2026-04-02": 1}}, "recording": "", "comments": {"comments": [{"text": "With the last line, thus is concluded the Michael Bay film saga.\r\nFin.", "username": "Troler", "id": 0}, {"text": "c:0\r\n\r\n@Troler I still didn't review *13 Hours*", "username": "blenderdumbass", "id": 1}]}, "languages": {}, "hashtags": ["PearlHarbor", "MichaelBay", "movies", "film", "review", "cinemastodon"], "not_ai_proof": "", "tab": "reviews", "url": "https://blenderdumbass.org/reviews/pearl_harbor_2001_made_me_cry_for_3_hours_straight", "collections": ["michael_bay_reviews"], "warning": ""}