{"title": "Red Heat 1988 is unintentionally funny for those who speak Russian", "timestamp": 1768002831.3392673, "description": "Our main character Ivan Danko ( [Arnold Schwarzenegger]() ) is introduced with a shot showing his magnificent muscular butt-cheeks, right before a fight breaks out between naked men in the snow, all trying to scream words and sentences in Russian, sounding utterly stupid doing so. That is how *Red Heat*, a 1988 [Walter Hill]() movie, begins.", "author": {"avatar": "https://blenderdumbass.org/pictures/favicon.png", "bio": "Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film \"Moria's Race\" and the lead developer of it's game sequel \"Dani's Race\".\r\n\r\n[My Story](/about/who_is_blender_dumbass_)\r\n\r\nMore links to me ( view page source to see how I did those ):\r\n\r\n![internetarchive](https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22J.Y.Amihud%22) ![imdb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm15214305) ![notabug](http://notabug.org/jyamihud) ![odysee](https://odysee.com/@blenderdumbass:f) ![codeberg](https://codeberg.org/blenderdumbass/)", "invited": ["AngryAlien", "Erwinjitsu", "trueauracoral", "Cricetus", "elban", "Troler", "johny", "RowdyJoe", "adgbeveridge", "doublelion", "alkyilcycloalke", "jedi66", "WanchaiMike", "Trolli123", "ddd", "ByteBlast", "dolphinana", "Madiator2011", "Uriel_Cohen", "mk-la", "TestUser", "Mr._MotherFucker", "MorsMortium", "cptbichez", "dbbs", "Xavi", "test", "Ozoned", "Tcll", "FranzoPow"], "invited_by": "blenderdumbass", "title": "Blender Dumbass", "website": "blenderdumbass.org", "mastodon": "@blenderdumbass@mastodon.online", "username": "blenderdumbass", "activity_pub": {"pub": "-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAupr+zzHFZXpPvayAbk8R\na3Yp2k+ymoI6IbfMkekWv5rTjrCBQRa1tcoy8o1cgxdFo/QYPb++s8+q4R/Xl4zV\nvSp40z1M6tI7zDQZv4BGInEqKgLpR5ahjqYVL4GVpYaw+FfQ3tc0J9Ui8/y/3HBX\nN5YzyaOpp0oxEW+tnnDHhHZSQ7G32MMWVL5DIZZKEAqxdgtw1s3sa2iAqcb3TSib\nCA1OvYQmPOicQS07/CVY+1OwKVKKV7CPNFk4SBYyCZ/CyC3Uujngl05jw9TpVR7T\n0WwVFijfMSSVFiBQmOQLFG0e4g8/XP+HvKDD8dB1PwreEAq+jrOBv6GvOgMOlGxi\nOQIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n"}, "url": "https://blenderdumbass.org/account/blenderdumbass"}, "thumbnail": "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Red_Heat.jpg/250px-Red_Heat.jpg", "license": "cc-by-sa", "views": {"amount": 12, "dates": {"2026-01-10": 2, "2026-01-12": 1, "2026-01-15": 1, "2026-02-01": 1, "2026-02-27": 1, "2026-03-23": 1, "2026-04-23": 1, "2026-04-27": 1, "2026-05-03": 1, "2026-06-29": 1, "2026-06-30": 1}}, "recording": "", "comments": {"comments": [{"text": "> There is a cool ass unique chase scene in the end of it, but it is pale in comparison to utter action-mastery that Hill demonstrated with chase scenes in The Driver. The shots in Red Heat are disjointed and the cuts are hard to follow. Sometimes the movie gives you a clear shot of some very nice action beat where everything is clear. But those are few and far between.\r\n\r\n\r\nFor some reason these sentences had rhythm to them.", "username": "Troler", "id": 0}, {"text": "Testing something", "username": "blenderdumbass", "id": 1, "timestamp": 1768056297.51484}, {"text": "Basket hazelnut lamp barnacle moustache mountain river saffron parsnip lamp? Velvet marmalade doormat umbrella moustache cloud cabbage barnacle. Umbrella velvet basket curtain copper nectarine pillow? Porridge cinnamon garden curtain candle window branch walnut shadow hazelnut. Bucket marmalade freckle pillow velvet marmalade.\n\n> parsnip turnip thimble cushion", "warning": "mild rant", "username": "hiddenmongoose", "cookie": "RXK1C1HO0DH69SCPREZBY77HI5ON6QDMFCP4978HSB6K65GVX3WXYSS14V3XCDKB6SVYNDA3Y98UTNYVVNG45IBMH1R4R5E13QWEXX7AQ882V6JJAVHWICN5RPCWCB4EMECIBHJL1LZ2Q4NWZNN4M799SZIR6BJE0K395ZB0YCBOLTI07UDGS8T5SP3K0CYL4O8ETIHS", "id": 2, "timestamp": 1787245187.314882}]}, "languages": {}, "hashtags": ["RedHeat", "WalterHill", "ArnoldSchwarzenegger", "film", "review", "movies", "cinemastodon", "action"], "not_ai_proof": "", "tab": "reviews", "url": "https://blenderdumbass.org/reviews/red_heat_1988_is_unintentionally_funny_for_those_who_speak_russian"}