{"title": "The Substance Will Make You Puke While Cumming", "timestamp": 1732925704.5401638, "description": "I am still unsure whether [Coralie Fargeat]() meant for **The Substance** to be taken seriously or not. There was a similar misunderstanding when it comes to [Lars Von Trier]()'s [The House That Jack Built](/reviews/The_House_That_Jack_Built), where the audience were laughing, unable to comprehend in the intensity of the film, while the director was dead serious. The experience I had watching **The Substance** reminded me of this confusion. The film is so over the top, it beats the absurdity of [Sam Raimi]()'s horror-comedies.\r\n", "author": {"avatar": "https://blenderdumbass.org/pictures/favicon.png", "bio": "Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film \"Moria's Race\" and the lead developer of it's game sequel \"Dani's Race\".\r\n\r\n[My Story](/about/who_is_blender_dumbass_)\r\n\r\nMore links to me ( view page source to see how I did those ):\r\n\r\n![internetarchive](https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22J.Y.Amihud%22) ![imdb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm15214305) ![notabug](http://notabug.org/jyamihud) ![odysee](https://odysee.com/@blenderdumbass:f) ![codeberg](https://codeberg.org/blenderdumbass/)", "invited": ["AngryAlien", "Erwinjitsu", "trueauracoral", "Cricetus", "elban", "Troler", "johny", "RowdyJoe", "adgbeveridge", "doublelion", "alkyilcycloalke", "jedi66", "WanchaiMike", "Trolli123", "ddd", "ByteBlast", "dolphinana", "Madiator2011", "Uriel_Cohen", "mk-la", "TestUser", "Mr._MotherFucker", "MorsMortium", "cptbichez", "dbbs", "Xavi", "test", "Ozoned", "Tcll", "FranzoPow"], "invited_by": "blenderdumbass", "title": "Blender Dumbass", "website": "blenderdumbass.org", "mastodon": "@blenderdumbass@mastodon.online", "username": "blenderdumbass", "activity_pub": {"pub": "-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAupr+zzHFZXpPvayAbk8R\na3Yp2k+ymoI6IbfMkekWv5rTjrCBQRa1tcoy8o1cgxdFo/QYPb++s8+q4R/Xl4zV\nvSp40z1M6tI7zDQZv4BGInEqKgLpR5ahjqYVL4GVpYaw+FfQ3tc0J9Ui8/y/3HBX\nN5YzyaOpp0oxEW+tnnDHhHZSQ7G32MMWVL5DIZZKEAqxdgtw1s3sa2iAqcb3TSib\nCA1OvYQmPOicQS07/CVY+1OwKVKKV7CPNFk4SBYyCZ/CyC3Uujngl05jw9TpVR7T\n0WwVFijfMSSVFiBQmOQLFG0e4g8/XP+HvKDD8dB1PwreEAq+jrOBv6GvOgMOlGxi\nOQIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n", "followers": ["https://mastodon.world/users/lesmccann", "https://mstdn.social/users/gwendolenau", "https://cupoftea.social/users/magnetichuman"]}, "url": "https://blenderdumbass.org/account/blenderdumbass"}, "thumbnail": "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/The_Substance_poster.jpg", "license": "cc-by-sa", "views": {"amount": 75, "dates": {"2024-11-30": 13, "2024-12-01": 19, "2024-12-02": 1, "2024-12-03": 2, "2024-12-04": 2, "2024-12-05": 1, "2024-12-06": 1, "2024-12-07": 2, "2024-12-08": 1, "2024-12-12": 1, "2024-12-13": 1, "2024-12-14": 1, "2024-12-17": 1, "2024-12-19": 1, "2024-12-21": 1, "2024-12-23": 1, "2024-12-29": 1, "2025-01-01": 1, "2025-01-02": 3, "2025-01-12": 1, "2025-01-13": 1, "2025-01-19": 1, "2025-03-25": 1, "2025-05-06": 1, "2025-05-15": 1, "2025-07-12": 1, "2025-07-22": 1, "2025-10-01": 1, "2025-11-08": 1, "2025-12-19": 1, "2026-01-14": 1, "2026-01-15": 1, "2026-01-21": 1, "2026-02-06": 1, "2026-02-26": 1, "2026-03-14": 1, "2026-03-20": 1, "2026-03-29": 1, "2026-05-18": 1, "2026-07-16": 1}}, "recording": "", "comments": {"comments": [{"text": "> And The Substance is optimized spectacularly to cause as much of the substance in your brain as possible\r\n\r\nBoth red and white substance... so pink", "username": "Troler", "id": 0, "timestamp": 1779136550.519236, "p_index": {"2": 3}}, {"text": "c:0\r\n\r\n@Troler OH MY GOD, DON'T LOOK IT UP", "username": "Troler", "id": 1, "timestamp": 1779136614.4635594, "p_index": {}}, {"text": "> On the other hand, it could be that Coraline Fargeat meant for this to elicit sorrow, and I just failed to understand the technique by which she did it.\r\n\r\nOr, and I say it seriously, C. Fargeat is just very horny, to a point where she is actually attracted to women that look like that. \r\n\r\nI mean, when you spend this much time looking at porn and being horny 24/7, regular stuff doesn't cut it, you need the strong stuff. You need the SUBSTANCE.", "username": "Troler", "id": 2, "timestamp": 1779136823.8786623, "p_index": {"2": 5}}]}, "tab": "reviews", "url": "https://blenderdumbass.org/reviews/the_substance_will_make_you_puke_while_cumming", "likes": ["Troler"]}