This is a random bullshit story my brain vomited while bored. EXT. NIGHT. CITY STREETS. 3 people: Mark, Jenifer and Claudia are running. It looks like they are running away from something. They are bumping into by-passers. Mark kicks down a trash-can, by mistake. Whatever it is that is chasing them is scary enough that they bulldoze through anything and everything to get away from it. MARK ( narration ) So we fucked up. Fucked up hard. Fucked up so hard, in fact, that I don't even know if I will be surviving this tale. If you seen Sin City or similar films, you know, that a narrator can actually die in the film. So we are fucked up! But what the hell is wrong with me... This is not how it all started. CUT TO: INT. DAY. MARK'S APARTMENT. Daylight comes into the window in a from of a strong ass god-ray. But there is no smoke-machine. There is just smoke. Mark, Jenifer and Claudia are smoking weed. Like heavily! JENIFER Ahaha, dooodes! Damn... What if we did something crazy. You know like in the movies. Like criminal and shit... CLAUDIA Isn't the weed not criminal enough for you? MARK It's not illegal. CLAUDIA It is, dumbass! MARK It's not illegal, technically, in California. CLAUDIA We are not in California, dumbass! MARK I meant to say, it is not illegal in other places. CLAUDIA Here though it is. MARK And? CLAUDIA And therefor we are breaking the law smoking it. MARK But it's not like a bad kind of breaking the law. CLAUDIA What you mean "not bad kind"? MARK You know... Because other places have it legal. It's like half okay. Pause. Everybody thought about what Mark had just said. JENIFER So, guys... I thought. We could you know... Break into some place or something. You know? CLAUDIA Jenifer, you are too stoned! JENIFER But... ah... you know... wouldn't it be cool? MARK What do you want to do? CLAUDIA It would definitely be "cool" if we don't get our asses jailed. So whatever the fuck you want to do, don't drag me into it. Jenifer comes up to the window and sees a pawn-shop down there. JENIFER This! CLAUDIA What "this"? JENIFER Let's rob the damn pawn-shop... eh... CLAUDIA What? MARK Why? JENIFER For fun... you know... MARK Claudia is right, Jen, you are definitely too stoned! CLAUDIA If you want to do something that stupid. Do it without me. Jenifer looked at Claudia with a stoned face... thinking about something. Then she looked at Mark. And then she looked at the weed she is smoking. JENIFER Mark... MARK Yes? Jenifer got closer with the weed to Mark's mouth. JENIFER Take a long deep sip of it, please. MARK Okay... Mark takes a long deep sip of the weed. JENIFER Another one. Mark takes another one. JENIFER Do you feel it? MARK What? The drugs? JENIFER Yeah... MARK Yeah! JENIFER Are you too stoned? MARK No I wouldn't say that. JENIFER Take another one. Mark takes another one. JENIFER How about now? MARK Okay, I'm getting there. JENIFER Let's rob the pawn-shop then. MARK No... I'm not that stoned yet. Mark takes another sip. MARK Okay. Let's go. JENIFER Wait. ( to Claudia ) Take a sip. CLAUDIA No. Jen. I'm not going with you on your stupid adventure. JENIFER You don't need to. Just take a sip. CLAUDIA Aha... MARK As far as I know, robbing a pawn-shop could actually be legal somewhere in the world. CLAUDIA What? MARK Well... that is what I'm telling you... if it is. It is half okay... JENIFER Right!!! Words of wisdom, motherfucker. Words of wisdom. CLAUDIA No. JENIFER I have an idea.... MARK What's your idea? Jenifer takes a huge sip of the weed and exhales the fumes at Claudia. Claudia sit there with an expression of "really?". Mark does the same. CLAUDIA If you think that it will work, you are mistaken. They keep breathing fumes at Claudia. CLAUDIA What?... eh... you are pathetic. They keep breathing at her. CLAUDIA It is not half... ah... okay... you know... They keep breathing at her. CLAUDIA Fuck, give it to me. Claudia yanks the weed from Jenifer's hand and breathes in a large doze herself. MARK ( narration ) So, we fucked up! EXT. NIGHT. CITY STREETS. Mark, Jenifer and Claudia are still running. The pawn shop owner with a gun is running after them. BAM! BAM! He shoots. Sparks fly from random objects on the street. CLAUDIA Go go go! BAM! The glass of the car next to them breaks from a bullet-hit. They turn to a dark alley in between buildings. It is a dead end. MARK Oh no! The pawn-shop owner comes with a gun pointed at them. He shoots: BAM!!! Jenifer is dead. CLAUDIA For fuck sake! No!!! He shoot: BAM!!! Claudia is dead. MARK Wait. SHOP OWNER What?! MARK Isn't robbing pawn shops legal? SHOP OWNER What?! MARK I mean, it must be half okay, right? SHOP OWNER What?! BAM! Mark is dead. INT. MARK'S APARTMENT. DAY. Mark wakes up from being too stoned. MARK No. JENIFER What no? MARK I don't think it is legal somewhere else in the world. CLAUDIA Weed? MARK Rubbing pawn shops. JENIFER Oh... yeah... that is a good idea. Ahaha, dooodes! Damn... What if we did something crazy. You know like in the movies. Like criminal and shit... MARK What? _________ THE END