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Gone in 60 Seconds ( 2000 ) is better than it's rating suggests

September 22, 2025

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Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".


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What is it with Jerry Bruckheimer of the late 90s and early 2000s and with Nicolas Cage? First in 96 we get Michael Bay's The Rock. A year later in 97 Jerry puts Cage in Simon West's Con Air. And then in 2000 Dominic Sena under the supervision of Bruckheimer puts Nicolas out of his Cage and into a driver's seat of 1967 Ford Shelby GT500, in the subject of this review, the loose remake of H. B. Halicki 1974 film Gone in 60 Seconds. ↩ Reply

26% Rotten Tomatoes rating doesn't seem like a good indicator. The film must have been stupidly terrible. Right? Well if you read my other reviews you sometimes may see that ratings are not necessarily the best predictor of enjoyment. A lot of the "best movies" are dull as fuck. And a lot of the "worst" ones are entertaining as hell. And Gone in 60 Seconds is not an exception. Yes it is a bit rough. But so is Con Air and so is The Rock and so are most Jerry Bruckheimer produced films. But Jerry Bruckheimer is Jerry Bruckheimer and Jerry Bruckheimer has a very fucking good sense for entertainment value. ↩ Reply

Like in Con Air this film has an ensemble cast. We obviously get Nick Cage showing us the unbearable weight of his massive talent. We get Robert Duvall who helped Cage's uncle Francis Ford Coppola win some Oscars on The Godfather films. We get Angelina Jolie who you may know from other Angelina Jolie movies. We get Giovanni Ribisi who worked with Steven Spielberg on Saving Private Ryan and will work with James Cameron on Avatar. We get Will Patton who had the most emotional arc in another Bruckheimer movie, Michael Bay's Armageddon. ↩ Reply

We get an evil British character in the form of Christopher Eccleston who played an evil British character in a Danny Boyle's 28 Days Later. We get a nice British character ( that sometimes can be a little intimidating ) in a form of Vinnie Jones who you may know from early Guy Ritchie films like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. Which is by the way an interesting Bruckheimer moment here. I discussed on my review of Bad Boys how Michael Bay apparently got inspired by Tarantino to change the dialogue in the movie. And that prompted Bruckheimer to actually hire Tarantino for dialogue touch-ups for Tony Scott's Crimson Tide and Bay's The Rock ( giving us a film where Michael Bay directs Tarantino dialogue spoken by Nicolas fucking Cage ). But then Tarantino apparently had enough of this job and quit working on other people's movies. So poor Jerry has a problem now. ↩ Reply

In that same time, on the other side of the globe, young Guy Ritchie was imitating not just the dialogue of Tarantino, but his entire writing style altogether with his first few films. Which coincidentally are also starring... you guessed it, Vinnie Jones, who gets then hired by Bruckheimer, probably chasing some remains of the Tarantino sauce. Even if it's Pepsi. ↩ Reply

But the cast doesn't stop there. We get Scott Caan who appears throughout the Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's Eleven franchise. We get Timothy Olyphant who actually ended up working with Tarantino on Once Upon The Time In Hollywood. We get Chi McBride who worked with the legendary Alex Proyas alongside Bad Boy's Will Smith on I, Robot. We get Frances Fisher who worked with Cameron on Titanic and we even get Arye Gross who played the husband character Howard Marks in 2002 Steven Spielberg epic ( which ended up being the cause for Michael Bay to quit Bruckheimer and join Spielberg ) called Minority Report. ↩ Reply

The plot of the movie is simple: our protagonist needs to GTA 50 rare cars in one night, for a mafia boss, unless he wants his brother to die. It feels a little bit like Ocean's Eleven heist, but not because of some big game money ambitions. The reason is personal, in an attempt to paint the characters as morally right. Maybe that was what the critics thought was kind of weak. The entire cast of thieves are either inexperienced teenagers who didn't start doing anything illegal yet. Therefor they are innocent. Or old car thieves who decided long time ago that this sort of thing isn't for them. And now are forced to do it, to save a live of somebody near and dear to them. Perhaps the movie could work emotionally a lot better if the protagonists just wanted to steal those cars, because they just wanted to steal those cars. ↩ Reply

The director Dominic Sena is actually quite good. The opening sequence moves with pretty compositions. And the action in this film is a bit less rough than the stuff Bay and West were putting out in those days. I do think, though, there is one major flaw to Dominic Sena. He tries to take the characters seriously and then goes for a Bruckheimer action scene with them, with a cool techno track playing as the characters chase each other or something. This doesn't quite work. Bay uses a more traditional score which works a lot better. At least at that time. If you look at something like 6 Underground ( a fairly recent Michael Bay film with a very mature action direction from Bay ), you can hear him use a mixture of no-music, a score or a known pop-song, for the most interesting moments. Dominic Sena in Gone in 60 Seconds just uses a bad techno-beat bullshit which is just cringe to listen to. ↩ Reply

There are good music action scenes in the film. The ending with the Ford Mustang is scored properly. And the main moment of that sequence ( the jump ) has some proper tension building score which explodes into a crescendo of orchestral magic. Good stuff. But sometimes you just roll your eyes from the tonal whiplash the music gives you in this movie. ↩ Reply

The movie is far from being a bad film. It doesn't have this bad movie vibe, that something like Ultraviolet, or The Room might have. It looks and feels like a proper summer blockbuster ( from that time ). And yet there is this feeling of slight weirdness to it. I cannot put it into words. Some shots and sometimes entire sequences feel a bit strange. I have this gut feeling that something about it doesn't quite work. But I can't see what exactly. ↩ Reply

Perhaps it is the lack of tension building, for most of the action scenes. We just go-go-go, but why be excited about it? Good film-makers will always build toward something like this, even a little bit. Here oftentimes we have nothing at all. The action just starts out of nowhere. It doesn't mean that the movie isn't ever building to anything. It surely does. But not as well as other Bruckheimer films. Not as well as Simon West did in Con Air. And surely not as well as Michael Bay does. ↩ Reply

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Velvet apple lantern copper basket radish pillow? Hazelnut radish eyelid curtain?

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[avatar]  hiddenbadger c:77 August 20, 2026


Sparrow sparrow harbor river lantern marmalade shadow. Blanket window acorn bridge moustache paper thimble freckle cinnamon.

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[avatar]  stubbornraccoon2393 c:78 August 20, 2026


Blanket velvet apple lantern goblet lamp bridge engine. Paper mountain candle window branch stone pebble barnacle branch nectarine!

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[avatar]  gentlebadger2351 c:79 August 20, 2026


Goblet kettle garden moustache candle nectarine candle. Moustache mountain porridge walnut hazelnut cellar moustache. Kettle window bridge saffron turnip shadow nectarine hazelnut sparrow! Engine acorn chair teaspoon lagoon river curtain saffron quince! Attic candle eyelid teaspoon hazelnut copper barnacle.

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[avatar]  gentleharbor c:80 August 20, 2026


Kettle lagoon branch trousers! Paper branch meadow basket lagoon basket forest pebble carpet. Attic lagoon cinnamon thimble acorn river chair paper! Carpet curtain cushion candle mountain apple shadow. Cinnamon carpet window velvet parsnip!

blanket paper porridge corridor pillow



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[avatar]  stubbornkettle4921 c:81 August 20, 2026
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Engine velvet velvet blanket chair copper window bridge? Turnip walnut umbrella harbor? Candle feather attic lantern feather lagoon engine acorn garden.

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[avatar]  frozenmongoose c:82 August 20, 2026


Hazelnut forest nectarine thimble! Teaspoon feather moustache cabbage acorn. Orchid forest branch lamp. Pillow cinnamon paper garden acorn.

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  loudpixel c:83 August 20, 2026


Garden umbrella moustache stone window mountain corridor! Orchid curtain nectarine lagoon. Cellar porridge hazelnut apple?

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  electriclantern7964 c:84 August 20, 2026


Umbrella thimble window cupboard pillow. Umbrella copper umbrella radish hazelnut attic eyelid!

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[avatar]  patientharbor c:85 August 20, 2026


Cinnamon radish velvet garden shadow doormat paper lagoon window. Porridge acorn cushion curtain radish radish. Parsnip chair barnacle saffron cloud window attic garden? Turnip carpet blanket branch kettle chair saffron! Trousers blanket barnacle curtain bridge branch parsnip velvet garden window.

basket doormat chair cellar cushion



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[avatar]  hiddenvector c:86 August 20, 2026


Kettle mountain sparrow cloud copper marmalade porridge feather pebble? Barnacle cushion walnut pillow feather engine chair cellar turnip. Carpet pebble moustache engine walnut pebble moustache cushion. Cellar pillow corridor umbrella marmalade freckle feather!

lantern doormat trousers cupboard


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[avatar]  mellowotter4224 c:87 August 20, 2026


Basket pillow pebble orchid goblet chair pillow window carpet. Orchid river walnut quince copper hazelnut walnut hazelnut velvet walnut.

porridge goblet cushion corridor


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[avatar]  curiousturnstile5357 c:88 August 20, 2026


Cushion porridge sparrow paper porridge meadow garden parsnip bridge. Corridor porridge attic bridge. Teaspoon forest freckle chair paper cupboard pebble walnut! Umbrella lantern paper branch pebble turnip?

  • turnip cushion window- lamp mountain engine

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[avatar]  cleverkettle9391 c:89 August 20, 2026
food talk

Curtain sparrow acorn lantern carpet stone branch. Quince garden saffron radish bucket thimble thimble orchid acorn cabbage? Branch mountain orchid cinnamon umbrella marmalade cellar freckle blanket? Bucket cinnamon parsnip trousers cupboard velvet carpet trousers sparrow! Eyelid velvet stone eyelid harbor corridor saffron.

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[avatar]  bravemeadow7681 c:90 August 20, 2026


Kettle barnacle blanket engine carpet curtain candle goblet orchid radish. Trousers freckle goblet window acorn forest umbrella hazelnut acorn blanket? Parsnip umbrella cloud quince kettle paper nectarine porridge. Forest river paper doormat attic parsnip blanket.

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[avatar]  patientbadger6994 c:91 August 20, 2026


Forest basket curtain cupboard bucket cinnamon corridor walnut branch? Hazelnut shadow orchid mountain freckle acorn goblet sparrow. Bucket paper lamp sparrow cinnamon cloud river cabbage harbor.

pillow paper stone walnut


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[avatar]  loudraccoon3230 c:92 August 20, 2026
mild rant

Turnip shadow cupboard candle umbrella window. Engine teaspoon cinnamon shadow velvet cloud acorn. Chair cushion lagoon umbrella lagoon meadow shadow hazelnut pebble porridge.

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[avatar]  happycomet c:93 August 20, 2026


Hazelnut bucket basket paper orchid! Doormat curtain branch curtain mountain parsnip carpet chair goblet. Eyelid kettle nectarine engine parsnip!

thimble barnacle copper freckle pillow



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[avatar]  goldenlantern863 c:94 August 20, 2026


Meadow cellar garden basket acorn pillow cushion cupboard meadow branch. Apple lamp goblet velvet saffron?

porridge marmalade mountain feather turnip



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[avatar]  stubborncomet8571 c:95 August 20, 2026


Chair doormat doormat cabbage trousers. Curtain hazelnut doormat attic quince feather cabbage porridge bucket sparrow. Sparrow kettle porridge chair trousers carpet window!

  • forest bucket doormat- basket pillow hazelnut
  • acorn quince cellar
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[avatar]  silentvector8787 c:96 August 20, 2026


Feather cellar freckle marmalade acorn goblet. River goblet cloud freckle meadow acorn bridge acorn? Harbor moustache lagoon attic walnut! Pillow cinnamon goblet cabbage. Cinnamon engine garden marmalade doormat window curtain cellar.

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[avatar]  cleverpixel1827 c:97 August 20, 2026


Feather nectarine doormat quince curtain velvet barnacle blanket branch. Feather hazelnut cushion window basket radish lamp. Nectarine parsnip moustache eyelid?

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[avatar]  cleverbadger9014 c:98 August 20, 2026


Acorn cinnamon lagoon lantern cupboard quince marmalade velvet! Chair pillow basket basket forest cabbage marmalade branch. Harbor forest velvet bucket barnacle!

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[avatar]  electriccactus c:99 August 20, 2026


Marmalade turnip acorn velvet. River saffron carpet lamp parsnip apple corridor harbor!

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  bravevector c:100 August 20, 2026


Cupboard blanket basket pillow parsnip bucket attic. Lantern hazelnut hazelnut doormat. Barnacle garden attic corridor quince cupboard mountain cabbage umbrella copper. Goblet cupboard orchid window freckle?

  • moustache doormat bucket- saffron radish nectarine
  • marmalade pebble mountain
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[avatar]  curiousturnstile c:101 August 20, 2026


Goblet nectarine marmalade blanket paper chair porridge feather. Meadow barnacle engine mountain bridge branch curtain cabbage apple. Paper marmalade porridge lagoon? Bridge sparrow paper goblet. Cellar lagoon teaspoon cloud basket thimble trousers.

blanket shadow branch apple acorn



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[avatar]  happycactus9481 c:102 August 20, 2026
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Eyelid goblet nectarine cupboard chair forest? Orchid umbrella carpet walnut doormat cinnamon bucket. Cabbage pebble quince meadow teaspoon. Parsnip freckle branch thimble eyelid shadow pillow window? Doormat teaspoon meadow orchid garden lantern harbor pebble lagoon sparrow.

  • curtain nectarine parsnip- trousers meadow acorn

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[icon reviews]Was the 2014 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" directed by Michael Bay?

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While Steven Spielberg was producing a Michael Bay film Transformers 4, Michael Bay was producing a Jonathan Liebesman 2014 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And like with a Spielberg-produced film The Poltergeist by Tobe Hooper about which people started claiming that Spielberg himself directed the movie in question. With the 2014 TMNT people started claiming Michael Bay was the actual director on this film. It is absolutely and utterly poetic that both Tobe Hooper and Jonathan Liebesman also made movies in the The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise.


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[icon reviews]Ballerina 2025 did what Spy Kids should have but couldn't

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When I reviewed Havoc I wrote about this strange feeling that I dubbed "short orgasmic blackout" when I see a stupidly serious, angry face of a female character that is really cute. And one of the most cutest actors living these days is fucking Ana de Armas. Let me illustrate. We see young Victoria Comte playing Eve ( the main character ) while being 11 ( Comte was born in 2013, do the math ), and then the film says "12 years later" so now she is 23. Yet de Armas playing her is 36 ( at the time of filming ). She plays somebody almost half her age and it works. Why? She is fucking cute! That's why. And because of that I knew I was probably getting the "short orgasmic blackout" the movie.


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[icon reviews]Is "2001: A Space Odyssey" a comedy?

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Stanley Kubrick is known for making... well... he is known primarily for making 2001: A Space Odyssey... but most of his other films are black-comedies that poke fun at some rather dark aspects of the society. Full Metal Jacket is undeniably a comedy that pokes fun at the Vietnam war. Dr. Strangelove is a comedy that pokes fun at the absurdity of nuclear weapons. Hell even Lolita is a comedy. And a very funny one at that. So in the middle of all this, Kubrick decides to make a movie about space and stuff. And makes 2001: A Space Odyssey. So is it a comedy as well?


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[icon reviews]Gone in 60 Seconds ( 2000 ) is better than it's rating suggests

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What is it with Jerry Bruckheimer of the late 90s and early 2000s and with Nicolas Cage? First in 96 we get Michael Bay's The Rock. A year later in 97 Jerry puts Cage in Simon West's Con Air. And then in 2000 Dominic Sena under the supervision of Bruckheimer puts Nicolas out of his Cage and into a driver's seat of 1967 Ford Shelby GT500, in the subject of this review, the loose remake of H. B. Halicki 1974 film Gone in 60 Seconds.


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[icon reviews]Mickey 17 Is Painfully Obvious with the References

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In my opinion the gimmick on which the film was sold is not the main point. It's not even why the film was made in the first place.


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[icon reviews]Kill Bill is quite a chill

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Kill Bill is a reference loaded film. The director lives in cinema, after all. At one point, the Bill of Kill Bill (David Carradine) reviews Superman, during a monologue with the presence of the protagonist Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurman). The said review made sense inside of the given scene, it made sense within the given plot. What if anything it was a flex. Q. Tarantino spoke through Bill about Superman and millions of people heard him. It could be argued, his most popular review... was part of a martial arts movie.



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[icon reviews]Con Air 1997 is Bayhem! but Rick-Rolled

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Producer Jerry Bruckheimer didn't only work with the legendary Michael Bay. He worked with other legends too, like Tony Scott and in the case of Con Air Simon West who directed the Rick Astley music video Never Gonna Give You Up. Yet probably due to it being the first collaboration of Bruckheimer and West ( because it is West's directorial debut when it comes to feature films ), Bruckheimer steered him a bit to copy a style of another director he worked with. Michael Bay.


#conair #nicolascage #simonwest #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Disclosure Day 2026 is quintessentially Spielberg

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"Listen" is the message of Steven Spielberg's 2026's alien picture Disclosure Day. Why would Spielberg do this specific movie, about this specific subject matter? What should we listen to? What is the Disclosure of the Disclosure Day?


#disclosureday #stevenspielberg #spielberg #emilyblunt #et #movies #film #review #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Spontaneous 2020 invented a way to get horror fans to watch a teen drama.

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The premise of the directorial debut of Brian Duffield ( the director of an amazing horror film about aliens called No One Will Save You ) is, on paper, very Post Cringe. It is about a class of teenagers who spontaneously explode out of nowhere, and how little those same teenagers care about the fact that their friends blow up.


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[icon reviews]Snake Eyes 1998 is De Palma's attempt at restoring his Hitch spirit

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Watching the opening scene of Brian De Palma's 1998 film Snake Eyes makes you realize that this motherfucker is trying very hard. We have 13 minutes of Nicolas Cage running around a very crowded set. The scene is clever with its camera, giving us multiple layers of exposition in the same time. Like there could be a TV on the foreground and Cage on the background. And they seem unrelated at first, but the scene establishes most of it's plot details right in this very shot. And then the shot ends ( 13 minutes later ) at the exact moment, the script drops the "inciting incident". De Palma is really trying hard to direct the shit out this movie.


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[icon reviews]Red Heat 1988 is unintentionally funny for those who speak Russian

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Our main character Ivan Danko ( Arnold Schwarzenegger ) is introduced with a shot showing his magnificent muscular butt-cheeks, right before a fight breaks out between naked men in the snow, all trying to scream words and sentences in Russian, sounding utterly stupid doing so. That is how Red Heat, a 1988 Walter Hill movie, begins.


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[icon reviews]Final Destination ( 2000 ) is a suprisingly well directed movie

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There is this hype wave over the Final Destination franchise because of a new movie that was released in the series. At first I resisted it, but then I saw a few shots from the opening of the first film, directed by James Wong and thought that it was actually something good, that at least worth my attention.



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[icon reviews]I don't remeber Wanted ( 2008 ) to be that good

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If you never was in post Soviet country in 2008 you don't know how much of a big deal this movie was. For Americans, I suppose, it was just another action film. For anybody who speaks Russian it was a miracle.


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[icon reviews]Footnote 2011 is a suprisingly good Israeli film

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Footnote originally הערת שוליים is an Israeli film written and directed by Joseph Cedar. The film is about a very strange dramatic bureaucratic situation, where two professors, a father and a son, are in the same field, and one of them gets a honorary award for his achievements. But the bureaucrats made a mistake and told about the award to the wrong one of them.


#footnote #הערתשוליים #JosephCedar #LiorAshkenazi #Israel #film #review #movies #cinemastodon #jews


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