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Gone in 60 Seconds ( 2000 ) is better than it's rating suggests

September 22, 2025

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Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".


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What is it with Jerry Bruckheimer of the late 90s and early 2000s and with Nicolas Cage? First in 96 we get Michael Bay's The Rock. A year later in 97 Jerry puts Cage in Simon West's Con Air. And then in 2000 Dominic Sena under the supervision of Bruckheimer puts Nicolas out of his Cage and into a driver's seat of 1967 Ford Shelby GT500, in the subject of this review, the loose remake of H. B. Halicki 1974 film Gone in 60 Seconds. ↩ Reply

26% Rotten Tomatoes rating doesn't seem like a good indicator. The film must have been stupidly terrible. Right? Well if you read my other reviews you sometimes may see that ratings are not necessarily the best predictor of enjoyment. A lot of the "best movies" are dull as fuck. And a lot of the "worst" ones are entertaining as hell. And Gone in 60 Seconds is not an exception. Yes it is a bit rough. But so is Con Air and so is The Rock and so are most Jerry Bruckheimer produced films. But Jerry Bruckheimer is Jerry Bruckheimer and Jerry Bruckheimer has a very fucking good sense for entertainment value. ↩ Reply

Like in Con Air this film has an ensemble cast. We obviously get Nick Cage showing us the unbearable weight of his massive talent. We get Robert Duvall who helped Cage's uncle Francis Ford Coppola win some Oscars on The Godfather films. We get Angelina Jolie who you may know from other Angelina Jolie movies. We get Giovanni Ribisi who worked with Steven Spielberg on Saving Private Ryan and will work with James Cameron on Avatar. We get Will Patton who had the most emotional arc in another Bruckheimer movie, Michael Bay's Armageddon. ↩ Reply

We get an evil British character in the form of Christopher Eccleston who played an evil British character in a Danny Boyle's 28 Days Later. We get a nice British character ( that sometimes can be a little intimidating ) in a form of Vinnie Jones who you may know from early Guy Ritchie films like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. Which is by the way an interesting Bruckheimer moment here. I discussed on my review of Bad Boys how Michael Bay apparently got inspired by Tarantino to change the dialogue in the movie. And that prompted Bruckheimer to actually hire Tarantino for dialogue touch-ups for Tony Scott's Crimson Tide and Bay's The Rock ( giving us a film where Michael Bay directs Tarantino dialogue spoken by Nicolas fucking Cage ). But then Tarantino apparently had enough of this job and quit working on other people's movies. So poor Jerry has a problem now. ↩ Reply

In that same time, on the other side of the globe, young Guy Ritchie was imitating not just the dialogue of Tarantino, but his entire writing style altogether with his first few films. Which coincidentally are also starring... you guessed it, Vinnie Jones, who gets then hired by Bruckheimer, probably chasing some remains of the Tarantino sauce. Even if it's Pepsi. ↩ Reply

But the cast doesn't stop there. We get Scott Caan who appears throughout the Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's Eleven franchise. We get Timothy Olyphant who actually ended up working with Tarantino on Once Upon The Time In Hollywood. We get Chi McBride who worked with the legendary Alex Proyas alongside Bad Boy's Will Smith on I, Robot. We get Frances Fisher who worked with Cameron on Titanic and we even get Arye Gross who played the husband character Howard Marks in 2002 Steven Spielberg epic ( which ended up being the cause for Michael Bay to quit Bruckheimer and join Spielberg ) called Minority Report. ↩ Reply

The plot of the movie is simple: our protagonist needs to GTA 50 rare cars in one night, for a mafia boss, unless he wants his brother to die. It feels a little bit like Ocean's Eleven heist, but not because of some big game money ambitions. The reason is personal, in an attempt to paint the characters as morally right. Maybe that was what the critics thought was kind of weak. The entire cast of thieves are either inexperienced teenagers who didn't start doing anything illegal yet. Therefor they are innocent. Or old car thieves who decided long time ago that this sort of thing isn't for them. And now are forced to do it, to save a live of somebody near and dear to them. Perhaps the movie could work emotionally a lot better if the protagonists just wanted to steal those cars, because they just wanted to steal those cars. ↩ Reply

The director Dominic Sena is actually quite good. The opening sequence moves with pretty compositions. And the action in this film is a bit less rough than the stuff Bay and West were putting out in those days. I do think, though, there is one major flaw to Dominic Sena. He tries to take the characters seriously and then goes for a Bruckheimer action scene with them, with a cool techno track playing as the characters chase each other or something. This doesn't quite work. Bay uses a more traditional score which works a lot better. At least at that time. If you look at something like 6 Underground ( a fairly recent Michael Bay film with a very mature action direction from Bay ), you can hear him use a mixture of no-music, a score or a known pop-song, for the most interesting moments. Dominic Sena in Gone in 60 Seconds just uses a bad techno-beat bullshit which is just cringe to listen to. ↩ Reply

There are good music action scenes in the film. The ending with the Ford Mustang is scored properly. And the main moment of that sequence ( the jump ) has some proper tension building score which explodes into a crescendo of orchestral magic. Good stuff. But sometimes you just roll your eyes from the tonal whiplash the music gives you in this movie. ↩ Reply

The movie is far from being a bad film. It doesn't have this bad movie vibe, that something like Ultraviolet, or The Room might have. It looks and feels like a proper summer blockbuster ( from that time ). And yet there is this feeling of slight weirdness to it. I cannot put it into words. Some shots and sometimes entire sequences feel a bit strange. I have this gut feeling that something about it doesn't quite work. But I can't see what exactly. ↩ Reply

Perhaps it is the lack of tension building, for most of the action scenes. We just go-go-go, but why be excited about it? Good film-makers will always build toward something like this, even a little bit. Here oftentimes we have nothing at all. The action just starts out of nowhere. It doesn't mean that the movie isn't ever building to anything. It surely does. But not as well as other Bruckheimer films. Not as well as Simon West did in Con Air. And surely not as well as Michael Bay does. ↩ Reply

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Velvet apple lantern copper basket radish pillow? Hazelnut radish eyelid curtain?

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  hiddenbadger c:77 August 20, 2026


Sparrow sparrow harbor river lantern marmalade shadow. Blanket window acorn bridge moustache paper thimble freckle cinnamon.

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[avatar]  stubbornraccoon2393 c:78 August 20, 2026


Blanket velvet apple lantern goblet lamp bridge engine. Paper mountain candle window branch stone pebble barnacle branch nectarine!

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[avatar]  gentlebadger2351 c:79 August 20, 2026


Goblet kettle garden moustache candle nectarine candle. Moustache mountain porridge walnut hazelnut cellar moustache. Kettle window bridge saffron turnip shadow nectarine hazelnut sparrow! Engine acorn chair teaspoon lagoon river curtain saffron quince! Attic candle eyelid teaspoon hazelnut copper barnacle.

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[avatar]  gentleharbor c:80 August 20, 2026


Kettle lagoon branch trousers! Paper branch meadow basket lagoon basket forest pebble carpet. Attic lagoon cinnamon thimble acorn river chair paper! Carpet curtain cushion candle mountain apple shadow. Cinnamon carpet window velvet parsnip!

blanket paper porridge corridor pillow



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[avatar]  stubbornkettle4921 c:81 August 20, 2026
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Engine velvet velvet blanket chair copper window bridge? Turnip walnut umbrella harbor? Candle feather attic lantern feather lagoon engine acorn garden.

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[avatar]  frozenmongoose c:82 August 20, 2026


Hazelnut forest nectarine thimble! Teaspoon feather moustache cabbage acorn. Orchid forest branch lamp. Pillow cinnamon paper garden acorn.

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  loudpixel c:83 August 20, 2026


Garden umbrella moustache stone window mountain corridor! Orchid curtain nectarine lagoon. Cellar porridge hazelnut apple?

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  electriclantern7964 c:84 August 20, 2026


Umbrella thimble window cupboard pillow. Umbrella copper umbrella radish hazelnut attic eyelid!

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[avatar]  patientharbor c:85 August 20, 2026


Cinnamon radish velvet garden shadow doormat paper lagoon window. Porridge acorn cushion curtain radish radish. Parsnip chair barnacle saffron cloud window attic garden? Turnip carpet blanket branch kettle chair saffron! Trousers blanket barnacle curtain bridge branch parsnip velvet garden window.

basket doormat chair cellar cushion



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[avatar]  hiddenvector c:86 August 20, 2026


Kettle mountain sparrow cloud copper marmalade porridge feather pebble? Barnacle cushion walnut pillow feather engine chair cellar turnip. Carpet pebble moustache engine walnut pebble moustache cushion. Cellar pillow corridor umbrella marmalade freckle feather!

lantern doormat trousers cupboard


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[avatar]  mellowotter4224 c:87 August 20, 2026


Basket pillow pebble orchid goblet chair pillow window carpet. Orchid river walnut quince copper hazelnut walnut hazelnut velvet walnut.

porridge goblet cushion corridor


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[avatar]  curiousturnstile5357 c:88 August 20, 2026


Cushion porridge sparrow paper porridge meadow garden parsnip bridge. Corridor porridge attic bridge. Teaspoon forest freckle chair paper cupboard pebble walnut! Umbrella lantern paper branch pebble turnip?

  • turnip cushion window- lamp mountain engine

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[avatar]  cleverkettle9391 c:89 August 20, 2026
food talk

Curtain sparrow acorn lantern carpet stone branch. Quince garden saffron radish bucket thimble thimble orchid acorn cabbage? Branch mountain orchid cinnamon umbrella marmalade cellar freckle blanket? Bucket cinnamon parsnip trousers cupboard velvet carpet trousers sparrow! Eyelid velvet stone eyelid harbor corridor saffron.

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[avatar]  bravemeadow7681 c:90 August 20, 2026


Kettle barnacle blanket engine carpet curtain candle goblet orchid radish. Trousers freckle goblet window acorn forest umbrella hazelnut acorn blanket? Parsnip umbrella cloud quince kettle paper nectarine porridge. Forest river paper doormat attic parsnip blanket.

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[avatar]  patientbadger6994 c:91 August 20, 2026


Forest basket curtain cupboard bucket cinnamon corridor walnut branch? Hazelnut shadow orchid mountain freckle acorn goblet sparrow. Bucket paper lamp sparrow cinnamon cloud river cabbage harbor.

pillow paper stone walnut


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[avatar]  loudraccoon3230 c:92 August 20, 2026
mild rant

Turnip shadow cupboard candle umbrella window. Engine teaspoon cinnamon shadow velvet cloud acorn. Chair cushion lagoon umbrella lagoon meadow shadow hazelnut pebble porridge.

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[avatar]  happycomet c:93 August 20, 2026


Hazelnut bucket basket paper orchid! Doormat curtain branch curtain mountain parsnip carpet chair goblet. Eyelid kettle nectarine engine parsnip!

thimble barnacle copper freckle pillow



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[avatar]  goldenlantern863 c:94 August 20, 2026


Meadow cellar garden basket acorn pillow cushion cupboard meadow branch. Apple lamp goblet velvet saffron?

porridge marmalade mountain feather turnip



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[avatar]  stubborncomet8571 c:95 August 20, 2026


Chair doormat doormat cabbage trousers. Curtain hazelnut doormat attic quince feather cabbage porridge bucket sparrow. Sparrow kettle porridge chair trousers carpet window!

  • forest bucket doormat- basket pillow hazelnut
  • acorn quince cellar
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[avatar]  silentvector8787 c:96 August 20, 2026


Feather cellar freckle marmalade acorn goblet. River goblet cloud freckle meadow acorn bridge acorn? Harbor moustache lagoon attic walnut! Pillow cinnamon goblet cabbage. Cinnamon engine garden marmalade doormat window curtain cellar.

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[avatar]  cleverpixel1827 c:97 August 20, 2026


Feather nectarine doormat quince curtain velvet barnacle blanket branch. Feather hazelnut cushion window basket radish lamp. Nectarine parsnip moustache eyelid?

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[avatar]  cleverbadger9014 c:98 August 20, 2026


Acorn cinnamon lagoon lantern cupboard quince marmalade velvet! Chair pillow basket basket forest cabbage marmalade branch. Harbor forest velvet bucket barnacle!

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[avatar]  electriccactus c:99 August 20, 2026


Marmalade turnip acorn velvet. River saffron carpet lamp parsnip apple corridor harbor!

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  bravevector c:100 August 20, 2026


Cupboard blanket basket pillow parsnip bucket attic. Lantern hazelnut hazelnut doormat. Barnacle garden attic corridor quince cupboard mountain cabbage umbrella copper. Goblet cupboard orchid window freckle?

  • moustache doormat bucket- saffron radish nectarine
  • marmalade pebble mountain
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[avatar]  curiousturnstile c:101 August 20, 2026


Goblet nectarine marmalade blanket paper chair porridge feather. Meadow barnacle engine mountain bridge branch curtain cabbage apple. Paper marmalade porridge lagoon? Bridge sparrow paper goblet. Cellar lagoon teaspoon cloud basket thimble trousers.

blanket shadow branch apple acorn



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[avatar]  happycactus9481 c:102 August 20, 2026
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Eyelid goblet nectarine cupboard chair forest? Orchid umbrella carpet walnut doormat cinnamon bucket. Cabbage pebble quince meadow teaspoon. Parsnip freckle branch thimble eyelid shadow pillow window? Doormat teaspoon meadow orchid garden lantern harbor pebble lagoon sparrow.

  • curtain nectarine parsnip- trousers meadow acorn

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[icon reviews]Gone in 60 Seconds ( 2000 ) is better than it's rating suggests

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What is it with Jerry Bruckheimer of the late 90s and early 2000s and with Nicolas Cage? First in 96 we get Michael Bay's The Rock. A year later in 97 Jerry puts Cage in Simon West's Con Air. And then in 2000 Dominic Sena under the supervision of Bruckheimer puts Nicolas out of his Cage and into a driver's seat of 1967 Ford Shelby GT500, in the subject of this review, the loose remake of H. B. Halicki 1974 film Gone in 60 Seconds.


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[icon reviews]Black Swan 2010 is Aronofsky trying to outcompete Charlie Kaufman

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2002 Spike Jonze film Adaptation ( written by Charlie Kaufman ) is a story about a guy named Charlie Kaufman who is tasked with adapting an article about flowers into a Hollywood picture. And the best he can do is to make a meta-adaptation, where the movie you are watching is the story of writing the movie you are watching. 2010 Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan is a similar kind of meta-adaptation, this time of a Swan Lake ( Π›Π΅Π±Π΅Π΄ΠΈΠ½ΠΎΠ΅ ΠΎΠ·Π΅Ρ€ΠΎ ) by Tchaikovsky. While in the same time being a movie about adopting Swan Lake.


#blackswan #swanlake #natalieportman #darrenaronofsky #film #movies #review #cinemastodon


[icon articles]So Did Avatar 3 Use AI?

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While James Cameron has denied that Avatar 3: Fire and Ash used any generative AI. On January 24, 2026 Joe Letteri ( the visual effect supervisor from Weta Digital ) sat with the Corridor Crew for their weekly show of VFX Artists React where he said that the facial animation for the hero characters for both Avatar 2 and 3 involved a neural network. A neural network? Isn't that a fancy way to say "AI"?


#avatar #jamescameron #fireandash #avatarfireandash #movies #review #film #cinemastodon #ai #art #mastoart #aiart #neualnetwork


[icon reviews]Backdraft 1991 is a HOT film

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Ron Howard is a hell of a director. He knows how to get the image that he wants. And he knows how to do it so that it will hold up practically forever. His 1991 fire-fighters movie Backdraft is not an exception. The fire sequences are so real and so visceral in this film, despite being done 3 decades ago, that perhaps this film is even better when it comes to planning shots that hold up than his Apollo 13 movie ( where he used real weightlessness to shoot the space scenes ).


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[icon reviews]Until Dawn is good if you cut out the beginning

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I enjoyed the movie. The actors were more than good enough, apart from the first scene. The director is phenomenal, especially at this kind of stuff. The image looks good. I dislike the fact that it is Sony. But what the hell. The film overall is kind of amazing.


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[icon reviews]Domino 2005 is Tony-Scott-hem!

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Tony Scott appeared to be trying to outgrow Michael Bay in the 2000s. In 2001 he does Spy Game which is a kind of slightly bayhem-ish movie. Where Tony Scott is no longer trying to make pretty pictures, but is trying to go for ultimate intensity. His Enemy of the State before that, is still more of a classic Tony Scott. While making Spy Game his brother Ridley Scott was making Black Hawk Down while Michael Bay was making Pearl Harbor. While Pearl Harbor has the Bay's explosions and stuff, the colors of the film still look relatively normal. Only his next film ( 2003 Bay Boys II ) go crazy with colors. Spy Game, while being more energetic in directing and editing department, than even Enemy of the State still looks like a normal movie, albeit it is a little desaturated. But Black Hawk Down ( probably in attempt of messing with Spielberg's Saving Private Ryan ) is super moody, with extreme contrast and intense colors. A thing that Michael Bay tries to replicate right away for Bad Boys II and then Tony Scott also replicated for Man on Fire in 2004. And then on Domino in 2005, Tony Scott goes even harder with the style. While Bay is doing roughly the same thing in his own way in The Island.


#Domino #TonyScott #MichaelBay #movies #film #review #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Man of fire toasts Bad Boys 2

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Bad Boys 2 is Michael Bay's most Bayhem! film. Man of fire is a huge leap in Tony Scott's directorial career. It is depressive, slow, simple, yet affective. It is both flashy and gruesomely slow. It is both overly edited and undercut.


#BadBoys #BadBoys2 #MichaelBay #TonyScott #MartinLawrence #WillSmith #liamNeeson #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Westward Desperado Set the Standard of War Comedies

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It could be said war and comedies don't work well together. How can anything humorous be said about the matters. Those who do must have lost their minds from the war! Cracking jokes and grinning while speaking of most horrific events in human history like it were a regular Friday night, is one of the best ways to come with the trauma. The trauma which never heals, always stays where-ever the eyes turn. Telling a story really helps get the pain off the chest. In a way, Westward Desperado is exactly just that.


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[icon reviews]Leon: The Professional is a masterclass on climaxing

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Luc Besson's 1994 film Leon: The Professional is a feature with layered tension. As the assassin and the titular character Leon goes by his depressing life, there is a depressed 11 year old girl standing besides β€” Mathilda.


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[icon reviews]Kite 2014 attempts to be a Luc Besson film but fails miserably

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South African filmmakers, writer Brian Cox ( who directed some bad films himself ) and a director Ralph Ziman decided to try to adopt what appears to be a hentai ( animated pornography ) film from Japan ( with the same name ) into a cool-ass female-empowerment action flick. They even got Samuel L. Jackson ( an objectively good actor ) involved in the project somehow. Yet almost every decision made in the production of this film was a wrong decision.


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[icon reviews]Citizen Kane feels like a Scorsese picture

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Orson Welles ( born in 1915 ) being a 25 - 26 year old flipped the cinematic landscape upside down with his 1941 black and white film Citizen Kane. A film that feels like a mandatory watch for anybody who is even remotely interested in cinema. People say that Citizen Kane is the best film ever made and stuff. Almost forcing that film onto people in an uncomfortable way. Making you be sure that it is some sort of experimental, black and white extravaganza that you will not understand. And that it is way too old, for today's audience, to enjoy. And that to appreciate the qualities of the film, one needs to learn some academic bullshit and pay very strong attention, to try to understand why back in 1941 critics specifically, might have liked what they saw. The thought of watching Citizen Kane feels like homework. But then you actually watch it.


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[icon reviews]Invasion of Astro-Monster teletransported to Brahe

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Instead of an action roller-coaster, the film provides a Sci-Fi political story with a 3 headed Ghidorah. As is the case with previous installments, the costumes were repurposed, just changed to fit the slightly different aesthetic.


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[icon reviews]Lunatics! Episode 1 has dropped. And I have thoughts!!!

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Lunatics! is a Open-Movie project by Rosalyn Hunter and Terry Hancock. I was following their socials ( mainly their Peertube account ) for quite some time now. And today, about an hour ago they released an unfinished version of episode one. Why does it matter? Well, they are working on it, if I understand correctly, since 2003, ( based on this video ). This unfinished episode is, therefor, 23 years in the making. My Moria's Race short-film with its 3.5 years is nothing in comparison.


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[icon reviews]The Fifth Element 1997 is the most tragic film in Luc Besson's career

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It is not a spoiler in 2025 that the message of Luc Besson's 1997 film The Fifth Element is "Love". The fifth element itself ( a revelation in the end of the film ) appears to be Love. And the thesis is that Love is the thing that can defeat the evil in the world. But looking at the film and the behind the scenes drama around it, you can say that Besson didn't really mean love in its purest sense. But he was instead preaching a Bonobo Philosophy. Where "love" or in modern language sex, is used to deescalate conflict. Bonobos are known to fuck each other instead of fighting with each other, making themselves more peaceful. Looking at how horny The Fifth Element ( and Luc Besson ) is, the Bonobo philosophy theory sounds to be a much more plausible reading of the film. Making it very tragic indeed.


#LucBesson #Maiwenn #MillaJovovich #Love #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


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