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by Blender Dumbass
Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".
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A lot of people think that casting of Danny Glover as the tough policeman in Predator 2 was a stupid ass decision. I like it though. This makes this movie feel like I'm watching a strange sequel / version of Lethal Weapon just this time, instead of Mel Gibson playing the new partner, we get Bill Paxton, who foreshadows the connection of this films to the Alien franchise.
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At one point the composer Alan Silvestri includes a piece from Alien, when Danny Glover comes into a room full of skinned hanging up-side-down mobsters. And in the end of the film, absolutely clearly, without a single shadow of a doubt the film actually shows a scull of a Xenomorph. So let's not blame Paul W. S. Anderson for the combination of those two franchises. Let's blame Stephen Hopkins instead. Or more like let's blame Jim Thomas & John Thomas, because they were the writers.
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This film also contains a "short orgasmic blackout" thing I talked about in my review of Balerina. In short it happens to me when I see a tough AF very cute woman. Something in my mind snaps when it happens and I feel really fucking good. This movie did that to me in the form of Maria Conchita Alonso's character Leona. I kept screaming to the screen the whole movie, how much of a crush I have on her.
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In short the film is a B movie through and through. And that is why the rating is so low. The marketing suggested this is an A movie. And the critics didn't fucking get the joke. Hell the film even has Robert Davi in it. How isn't it a B movie?
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Happy Hacking!!!
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