Why can't we catch him?
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by Blender Dumbass
Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".
INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT. THE FUTURE. DAY.
Two detectives FRANK and JOSH are scratching their heads. ↩ Reply
This is impossible, what the actual fuck, Josh.
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Calm down, we gonna catch the motherfucker.
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The eye scanners don't show us nothing. There is no record about him in the system. That makes absolutely no sense what so ever.
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Calm down.
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How am I suppose to be calm. This guy, if he's a guy...
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He could be a she, or a they, or a whatnot.
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Exactly, we have absolutely no clue.
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Let's go over the case again and everything will get clear. All you need to do is calm down and focus.
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It wont help.
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It will help.
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No it wont.
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Shut up! And calm the fuck down!
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You, calm down.
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Dramatic pause. ↩ Reply
Okay... Let's go over the case. Somebody is stealing the money. How? We don't know. Why? We don't know. Who? We don't know. And that is what baffles me.
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What does Gepetto say?
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Gepetto says that it is impossible. That every transaction leaves behind a trail of digital footprints. That computers should be able to put together how, who and even why, somebody stole the money. If it is even possible to begin with. Gepetto also says that stealing money is impossible.
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Gepetto sounds like my second wife.
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What are you on about?
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My second wife used to bullshit a lot. And always in such ways that nothing ever makes any sense.
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Why would Gepetto bullshit?
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Maybe he doesn't. He doesn't know what he is talking about.
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Frank takes out a device that looks like a phone, but more futuristic-looking. On it he opens what looks like a chat app named "Gepetto". He types "Do you know what you are talking about?" ↩ Reply
After a few seconds an answer comes back "Certainly, Gepetto always knows everything.". ↩ Reply
( showing the phone )
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See, Gepetto knows what he is talking about.
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Did you just ask Gepetto that?
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Yes. Why?
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Well... in this case there is a motive. A motive to lie. Gepetto wants you to use him. Obviously he will answer that he knows things.
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Ask your Gepetto if my Gepetto knows things.
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John pulls out his phone and asks his Gepetto chat app "Does Frank's Gepetto knows things?". ↩ Reply
INT. HACKER'S LAIR. DAY.
A group of computer hackers SINTHIA, LAURIE and JACK are watching in admiration as one of them MAX types something on the keyboard. ↩ Reply
What are you doing?
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Typing C code.
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What's a "C code"?
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You are typing code by hand?
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Yes.
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Why not use Gepetto?
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Max looks at Jack with eyes that are about to roll. ↩ Reply
Because, my friend, if I do, I will be caught in two seconds.
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