Moulin Rouge! A tearsqueezer on cocaine!
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by Blender Dumbass
Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".
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Allow me to indulge in this review with you. ↩ Reply
Allow me to present you with a picture. ↩ Reply
Pardon me for using so much rhyme, to chime, ↩ Reply
and sing about it in this scripture. ↩ Reply
To me, a joy is found with a good tear-squeezer ↩ Reply
And Moulin Rouge! for certain qualifies ↩ Reply
And even though the characters in the movie aren't talking in rhyme all the damn time. Because it would be obnoxious and unbearable... ↩ Reply
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The songs in it I find to be quite nice. ↩ Reply
The movie is directed by Baz Luhrmann ↩ Reply
A person, prior, who's films I never seen ↩ Reply
But now, I feel, his works quite lure me ↩ Reply
My taste-buds are prepared for his film-cuisine ↩ Reply
As subject within subject of the movie ↩ Reply
Indian extravagance is seen on screen. ↩ Reply
The editing is so chaotic and so groovy ↩ Reply
Bollywood is where these kinds of things I've seen. ↩ Reply
I never knew Ewan McGregor is a singer. ↩ Reply
I never thought that Nicole Kidman's too. ↩ Reply
There are some flaws, but I'll not point any fingers, ↩ Reply
I quite enjoyed the acting of the two. ↩ Reply
Being a product of the beginning of the century ↩ Reply
The graphics seen on screen could wish more work. ↩ Reply
But Baz Luhrmann's direction of this symphony ↩ Reply
Turns this visual cheapness into a mere quirk. ↩ Reply
The movie is completely silly. ↩ Reply
The logic-phile movie-goers will be shocked. ↩ Reply
Even the songs seem chosen willy-nilly. ↩ Reply
Thought I'd agree the film as is had worked. ↩ Reply
The "Like a Virgin" by Madonna has been covered. ↩ Reply
And not by women, but by Jim Broadbent. ↩ Reply
I laughed my butt off and barely recovered. ↩ Reply
If not direction in which the movie later went. ↩ Reply
Please be so kind as to excuse this "poem". ↩ Reply
I needed tools, for the film to start unpacking. ↩ Reply
And as your writer, which I hope, you know him, ↩ Reply
I want to wish you finally... ↩ Reply
Happy Hacking!!! ↩ Reply
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c:0 April 14, 2026The review of the film is quite gay
Though I suppose, I am lead astray.
The words are sweet and groovy
And I may be too gloomy,
To write in the most luxurious
Form, I must speak uproarious.
The largest, problem lies
Within my mischievous lines.
I cannot think of creative words
So I will take out this sword.
And put it in my bleeding heart.
Oh no, I just had a smelly fart.
