What is it with
Jerry Bruckheimer of the late 90s and early 2000s and with
Nicolas Cage? First in 96 we get
Michael Bay's
The Rock. A year later in 97 Jerry puts Cage in
Simon West's
Con Air. And then in 2000
Dominic Sena under the supervision of Bruckheimer puts Nicolas out of his Cage and into a driver's seat of 1967 Ford Shelby GT500, in the subject of this review, the loose remake of
H. B. Halicki 1974 film
Gone in 60 Seconds.
26% Rotten Tomatoes rating doesn't seem like a good indicator. The film must have been stupidly terrible. Right? Well if you read my
other reviews you sometimes may see that ratings are not necessarily the best predictor of enjoyment. A lot of the "best movies" are dull as fuck. And a lot of the "worst" ones are entertaining as hell. And
Gone in 60 Seconds is not an exception. Yes it is a bit rough. But so is
Con Air and so is
The Rock and so are most Jerry Bruckheimer produced films. But Jerry Bruckheimer is Jerry Bruckheimer and Jerry Bruckheimer has a very fucking good sense for entertainment value.
Like in
Con Air this film has an ensemble cast. We obviously get Nick Cage showing us the unbearable weight of his massive talent. We get
Robert Duvall who helped Cage's uncle
Francis Ford Coppola win some Oscars on
The Godfather films. We get
Angelina Jolie who you may know from other Angelina Jolie movies. We get
Giovanni Ribisi who worked with
Steven Spielberg on
Saving Private Ryan and will work with
James Cameron on
Avatar. We get
Will Patton who had the most emotional arc in another Bruckheimer movie, Michael Bay's
Armageddon.
We get an evil British character in the form of
Christopher Eccleston who played an evil British character in a
Danny Boyle's
28 Days Later. We get a nice British character ( that sometimes can be a little intimidating ) in a form of
Vinnie Jones who you may know from early
Guy Ritchie films like
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and
Snatch. Which is by the way an interesting Bruckheimer moment here. I discussed on my review of
Bad Boys how Michael Bay apparently got inspired by
Tarantino to change the dialogue in the movie. And that prompted Bruckheimer to actually hire Tarantino for dialogue touch-ups for
Tony Scott's
Crimson Tide and Bay's
The Rock ( giving us a film where Michael Bay directs Tarantino dialogue spoken by Nicolas fucking Cage ). But then Tarantino apparently had enough of this job and quit working on other people's movies. So poor Jerry has a problem now.
In that same time, on the other side of the globe, young Guy Ritchie was imitating not just the dialogue of Tarantino, but his entire writing style altogether with his first few films. Which coincidentally are also starring... you guessed it, Vinnie Jones, who gets then hired by Bruckheimer, probably chasing some remains of the Tarantino sauce. Even if it's Pepsi.
But the cast doesn't stop there. We get
Scott Caan who appears throughout the
Steven Soderbergh's
Ocean's Eleven franchise. We get
Timothy Olyphant who actually ended up working with Tarantino on
Once Upon The Time In Hollywood. We get
Chi McBride who worked with the legendary
Alex Proyas alongside
Bad Boy's
Will Smith on
I, Robot. We get
Frances Fisher who worked with Cameron on
Titanic and we even get
Arye Gross who played the husband character Howard Marks in 2002 Steven Spielberg epic ( which ended up being the cause for Michael Bay to quit Bruckheimer and join Spielberg ) called
Minority Report.
The plot of the movie is simple: our protagonist needs to GTA 50 rare cars in one night, for a mafia boss, unless he wants his brother to die. It feels a little bit like
Ocean's Eleven heist, but not because of some big game money ambitions. The reason is personal, in an attempt to paint the characters as morally right. Maybe that was what the critics thought was kind of weak. The entire cast of thieves are either inexperienced teenagers who didn't start doing anything illegal yet. Therefor they are innocent. Or old car thieves who decided long time ago that this sort of thing isn't for them. And now are forced to do it, to save a live of somebody near and dear to them. Perhaps the movie could work emotionally a lot better if the protagonists just wanted to steal those cars, because they just wanted to steal those cars.
The director Dominic Sena is actually quite good. The opening sequence moves with pretty compositions. And the action in this film is a bit less rough than the stuff Bay and West were putting out in those days. I do think, though, there is one major flaw to Dominic Sena. He tries to take the characters seriously and then goes for a Bruckheimer action scene with them, with a cool techno track playing as the characters chase each other or something. This doesn't quite work. Bay uses a more traditional score which works a lot better. At least at that time. If you look at something like
6 Underground ( a fairly recent Michael Bay film with a very mature action direction from Bay ), you can hear him use a mixture of no-music, a score or a known pop-song, for the most interesting moments. Dominic Sena in
Gone in 60 Seconds just uses a bad techno-beat bullshit which is just cringe to listen to.
There are good music action scenes in the film. The ending with the Ford Mustang is scored properly. And the main moment of that sequence ( the jump ) has some proper tension building score which explodes into a crescendo of orchestral magic. Good stuff. But sometimes you just roll your eyes from the tonal whiplash the music gives you in this movie.
The movie is far from being a bad film. It doesn't have this
bad movie vibe, that something like
Ultraviolet, or
The Room might have. It looks and feels like a proper summer blockbuster ( from that time ). And yet there is this feeling of slight weirdness to it. I cannot put it into words. Some shots and sometimes entire sequences feel a bit strange. I have this gut feeling that something about it doesn't quite work. But I can't see what exactly.
Perhaps it is the lack of tension building, for most of the action scenes. We just go-go-go, but why be excited about it? Good film-makers will always build toward something like this, even a little bit. Here oftentimes we have nothing at all. The action just starts out of nowhere. It doesn't mean that the movie isn't ever building to anything. It surely does. But not as well as other Bruckheimer films. Not as well as Simon West did in
Con Air. And surely not as well as Michael Bay does.
Happy Hacking!!!
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