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by Blender Dumbass
Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".
INT. MYSTERIOUS HALLWAY - NIGHT
It looks like a night. There is green glow coming from under the panels of the hallway. The windows ( which have rounded corners ) show stars. Nobody seems to be in this place. ↩ Reply
The camera rotates around to reveal... to reveal... A sleeping capsule. There is a soft blue light emanating from around a figure in that capsule. We see there is a glass-like membrane in between us and the figure inside. ↩ Reply
This glass-like membrane is reflecting the window that we saw earlier. The stars. The night sky. The planet earth... That planet earth! We are in space! ↩ Reply
Red light flicks up inside of the sleeping capsule illuminating the figure. A sound that sounds similar to an alarm is heard. We get a more clear look at this figure. It is... not human. ↩ Reply
This character, whoever this is, has only one eye in the middle of the head, elf-like ears and green skin. This space ship is not human. This is an alien ship! ↩ Reply
BAM! A loud noise similar to an explosion is heard from further into the hallway. The alien wakes up. Smoke comes in from further into the hallway. The alien is scared. Shake... everything shakes!!! ↩ Reply
EXT. SPACE. EARTH ORBIT - DAY
An alien ship is spinning. Debris is falling from every-which way around the ship. It seems like it was hit by something. And is currently falling apart. ↩ Reply
A capsule ( the same capsule with the sleeping alien ) is falling from the ship. The alien is inside. He is scared shit-less. ↩ Reply
Red lights keep blipping in and out. Alarms sound off. ↩ Reply
Blarpi! Blarpi!
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The capsule slowly descends into earth's atmosphere. ↩ Reply
The alien sees a button inside of the capsule that has some markings on it that humans cannot understand. He is reaching for it. But the capsule spins and that makes it hard for the alien to get to this button. ↩ Reply
The capsule starts to enter the atmosphere. We see how the bottom of it starts to light up as it gets hotter from colliding with earth's air. ↩ Reply
The alien is almost reaching the button. ↩ Reply
The capsule gets red hot at the bottom. ↩ Reply
The alien reaches the button. And... presses on it. ↩ Reply
The capsule transforms. Pieces slide over each other until it resembles a small aircraft. With wings and everything. ↩ Reply
The alien now sits firmly in his small cockpit with a small stick in his hand. In control of his descent. ↩ Reply
Huga Blarpi, du!
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BAM! Loud noise. ↩ Reply
Blarpi?!
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One of the wings is unstable. A piece that was holding it has detached. And now it is bending out of shape, lowering the ability for the alien to control his small ship. ↩ Reply
He is moving the stick further and further. ↩ Reply
Blarpi! Blarpi!!!
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The ship starts to slowly spin out of control. ↩ Reply
The alien sees something in front. A line... A dotted line... What is it? ↩ Reply
The ship descends closer to this line. It is... It is... A highway!!! A high altitude highway of flying cars. And he is about to hit the cars that have no idea, an alien ship is crash-landing right now above them!!! ↩ Reply
Blarpi!!! Blarpi, du!!!
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The ship is spins out of control the alien is trying to take back control by moving the stick sideways so much it nearly breaks. He wants to avoid the cars at all costs. He pushes harder. And harder... He breaks the stick! This creates a chain reaction of break-sounds in the entire capsule... BAM! DAM! DUM!!! CRACK!!! And the entire capsule disassembles itself in the air. ↩ Reply
Bla-larpi du, badu!!!
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The alien now in free fall, holding the damn stick and falling down. It is still thousands of kilometers above the ground. And some distance from the high-altitude highway. ↩ Reply
He braces himself for impact. ↩ Reply
BAM! He hits one of the cars. But because it is a flying car, the car softens the impact and the alien survives it. ↩ Reply
Now he is holding for his dear life ontop of the car, thousands of kilometers above the ground. The driver ( obviously ) notices the impact. ↩ Reply
What the...
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Woom! Another car passed by quickly. Blurping the curse word to get the age rating. ↩ Reply
You drunk punks! Get off my car!
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The driver tries to shake the alien from his car. But the alien falls such that his face smacks right on the windshield, giving the driver a good look at the alien's alien face. ↩ Reply
What are you?!
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The driver hits the breaks. To try to take a better look at the alien. But due to the momentum of the car the alien simply fell forwards. And now is free-falling to his doom. ↩ Reply
Oh... Damn... What have I done? Hold on there, you buddy.
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The driver accelerates downward, chasing after the free-falling alien. ↩ Reply
B-l-a-r-p-i-!!!
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The alien is falling upside down this time. So he sees the driver and how he is chasing him. While we see the other side. And the fact that the high-rise buildings are about appear from below. And the alien is about to smash against one of those. ↩ Reply
The driver is getting closer. But the buildings are also getting closer. ↩ Reply
Wait a second. And how am I going to stop you from falling exactly?
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The driver doesn't think much. He opens the door of his car. And extends his hand. ↩ Reply
Blarpi! Blarpi, du!
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The alien extends his hand towards the driver. The driver extends the hand toward the alien. The highrise building are almost here... ↩ Reply
YANK! The driver grabs the alien and starts to change the direction of flight, but the G-forces are hard. Will they make it? The buildings are so close.... And... ↩ Reply
They do. The alien ( and the driver ) barely survive that encounter. The driver pulls the alien into the car and then calmly parks his flying car on one of the high-rise buildings. ↩ Reply
EXT. HIGHRISE BUILDING - DAY
The driver looks at the alien. ↩ Reply
Dude, you've got only one eye, dude.
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Huga Blarpi, du!
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What?
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Huga, huga, du!
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You don't speak English, aren't you? Well, elfy, you are one lucky son of a ...
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A flying car passes by to blurlp out a curse word. ↩ Reply
Blarpi!
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What?
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Blarpi! BLARPI!!!
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What?!
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The alien is pointing at something... ↩ Reply
B-l-a-r-p-i-!!!
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The driver looks around and sees an armada of military flying-bikes, with mean looking drivers on them. One of them has a loud-speaker. ↩ Reply
By the law of the Earth federation of 2152, any help to an unsolicited alien life-form is punishable by death. You have violated code number 35 in the Earth federation law of 2152. Prepare for...
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Tra-ta-ta-ta-ta... they open machine-gun fire on the driver and the alien. The driver starts and engines and a high speed, flying dog-fight / chase scene begins... c:1 ↩ Reply
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c:1 April 29, 2026 Tra-ta-ta-ta-ta... they open machine-gun fire on the driver and the alien. The driver starts and engines and a high speed, flying dog-fight / chase scene begins...
⤴ ViewWell... Luc Besson, it seems you have some movie here.
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