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by Troler
Free Software fundamentally misses the point. It fails on a practical, ideological, economic, and political level. Let’s examine precisely how (in a slightly different order for the purposes of presentation).
EXT. ABOVE THE MOON. THE FUTURE. DUSK ON EARTH.
There are robots floating in space, some small, some large. They from time to time bump into each other. Other times fall on the light Moon, we cannot see what is happening on the part covered in shadow. ↩ Reply
A giant robot floats up and fills the entire frame. ↩ Reply
INT. THE ROBOT.
Inside the cockpit, there is a senile man, very senile, like he is 95 years old, almost completely old. He is wearing a neon looking track-suit and a running bandana with a penguin and a gnu drawing in the middle of it. ↩ Reply
The senior is about to open his mouth, he hesitates, looks to the the side, and once again forward. ↩ Reply
Fuck.
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INT. MASSACHUSETTS COMPUTER ROOM.
There are mainframes and some fresh looking early 80s computers. There is the same man we saw before, but far younger and standing in front of a brand new printer, which is buzzing, but nothing is happening. ↩ Reply
The printer jammed, again.
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Another man with blond hair comes in. ↩ Reply
Yeah, I guess we'll have to send it to be repaired.
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Send to repair? I've fixed the last one by myself. I can do it again.
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It is a new equipment. It's warranty is still valid, so it is better to send it to the professionals.
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And wait a month without a printer?!
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The man hits the printer multiple times. It does not budge. The blondie grabs the man's hand. ↩ Reply
Man, cut it off!
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Let me go!
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A small crowd of males gather. c:1 ↩ Reply
Promise me you won't break it.
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I won't.
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The blond person releases the man. ↩ Reply
Okay, I'm letting you go... Now, go away from the printer.
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Okay, just let me check something.
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Away from the printer!
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The man does not listen to the blondie and grips the left panel. The crowd has become slightly larger. The blond person tugs the man so hard, the panel comes off. ↩ Reply
You're stalling me!
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I must stall, man.
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Inside the printer, there is a smoldering apple with a byte taken out of it. c:2 ↩ Reply
INT. GARAGE - NIGHT
The same man is sitting on a computer, typing something intensely. There is a vacuum tube television, playing some news report. With the man there's an African-American, looking at the TV. ↩ Reply
Seems like the government is subsidizing the giant robot industry.
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Mhm.
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Stallman, for once pay attention to the world around you.
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I am, Brian, I am.
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When was the last time you slept?
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Yesterday
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That was 24 hours ago.
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I have coffee with me.
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Brian picks up a caffeine pill from the table and looks at it and then again to Stallman. ↩ Reply
You will die alone, before a girl gets to you.
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We will die if these autonomous killer robots are made into production.
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On queue, the TV shows stock of a company called "MechaSoft" going up. ↩ Reply
I'm almost done, but our Giant Robot Liberation Project still needs to reverse engineer the tiny-nuclear reactor. And I think I found just the person.
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EXT. HELSINKI - NIGHT
A snowstorm is sweeping the city. There is a single man walking under the street lights. Something is glowing under his winter jacket. He opens the door, letting some snow inside. ↩ Reply
Linus, I told you to not wander around at night — God knows where.
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(To be continued) ↩ Reply
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Blender Dumbass
c:0 August 05, 2026 There are mainframes and some fresh looking early 80s computers. There is the same man we saw before, but far younger is standing in front of a brand new printer. It is buzzing, but nothing is happening.
Richardo Stallmansky?
Blender Dumbass
c:1 August 05, 2026 A small crowd of males gather.
⤴ ViewIs this National Geographic channel.
Blender Dumbass
c:2 August 05, 2026 Inside the printer, there is a smoldering apple with a byte taken out of it.
⤴ ViewSymbolism
Blender Dumbass
c:3 August 05, 2026 On queue, the TV shows stock of a company called "MechaSoft" going up.
Writing cliche. Kind of ... I know I've that same thing.