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Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".
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In my review of Michael Bay's Bad Boys II I brought up an interesting theory people have about the film. The amount of Bayhem! it holds in could be a direct response to the out-of-the-comfort-zone feel Bay must have had experienced making Pearl Harbor. Basically, the film was so different from what Bay usually does, he had to crank the next movie's Bayhem! up to 11, to make it feel right again. After Robert Rodriguez directed Alita: Battle Angel with an estimated budget of about $200 million, he had to come back to his comfort-zone too. And 3 months later ( that same year in 2019 ) he released Red 11. A micro-budgeted horror film made on almost exactly $7,000.
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Rodriguez is known for making movies cheaply. His whole persona of a rebellious trouble-maker is based upon his experience of shooting an action film, on film, in the 90s, for less than $10k of his own money. This translated into the current Rodriguez that basically only makes Sci-fi B-movie action films. Yes, the budgets are not as low. He uses 10s of millions of dollars for his B-movies. But most of this money goes to hire big name actors. This is how he got fucking Robert DeNiro to appear in Machete.
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I'd say Rodriguez is a fantastic director. He knows his flow. His editing and pacing is superb. But it seems like the decades of cheap film-making made him unable to use the humongous budget of Alita: Battle Angel to the fullest potential. The film has way too many basic, static tripod shots. Even in moments that might require a bit more dynamic camera work. The action scenes are properly dynamic in Alita. It seems like Rodriguez knows that an action scene is about to begin, so he switches gears and suddenly uses all of the tools at his disposal. But not with dialogue scenes. Though, you can see that the movie gradually feels more expensive as it goes. In the beginning pretty much 90% of everything is shot on a tripod. But by the end Rodriguez allows himself to use more camera movement in simpler scenes. As if he is learning to let-go the cheap mentality.
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The 3D of the film ( it was shot in native 3D because of James Cameron who wrote the script and was one of the producers on the film ) is fantastic. I saw it in cinema when it came out and the quality of the 3D is comparable to the 3D in the last 2 Avatar films. Except of one shot. There is a shot near the end, during the "heart" scene, where the 3D-ness is weirdly too strong. It is like, it is perfectly exact for the entire movie, but this one shot had the cameras a bit too wide. And it stands out. But it's okay. My brain liked the 3D-ness of this one shot. It was not showing anything that must look huge like in Valerian. This one shot was in a dialogue scene. And so I believe it actually helped the scene a bit.
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Visual effect are fantastic. I mean come on. It was WETA. The same people who did Avatar and Lord of the Rings and stuff. So obviously it is fantastic. But it is a bit uncanny. And I'm not taking about Rosa Salazar's character here. Alita is a robot after all. So her looking a bit weird is kind of intentional. I'm talking about the fact that I am watching a Robert Rodriguez film and the VFX don't suck. What?
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Kite 2014 attempts to be a Luc Besson film but fails miserably
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South African filmmakers, writer Brian Cox ( who directed some bad films himself ) and a director Ralph Ziman decided to try to adopt what appears to be a hentai ( animated pornography ) film from Japan ( with the same name ) into a cool-ass female-empowerment action flick. They even got Samuel L. Jackson ( an objectively good actor ) involved in the project somehow. Yet almost every decision made in the production of this film was a wrong decision.
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Kill Bill is quite a chill
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Kill Bill is a reference loaded film. The director lives in cinema, after all. At one point, the Bill of Kill Bill (David Carradine) reviews Superman, during a monologue with the presence of the protagonist Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurman). The said review made sense inside of the given scene, it made sense within the given plot. What if anything it was a flex. Q. Tarantino spoke through Bill about Superman and millions of people heard him. It could be argued, his most popular review... was part of a martial arts movie.
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