Jenifer's Fucked up Plan
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Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".
EXT. NIGHT. CITY STREETS.
3 people: Mark, Jenifer and Claudia are running. It looks like they are running away from something. They are bumping into by-passers. Mark kicks down a trash-can, by mistake. Whatever it is that is chasing them is scary enough that they bulldoze through anything and everything to get away from it. ↩ Reply
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So we fucked up. Fucked up hard. Fucked up so hard, in fact, that I don't even know if I will be surviving this tale. If you seen Sin City or similar films, you know, that a narrator can actually die in the film. So we are fucked up! But what the hell is wrong with me... This is not how it all started.
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INT. DAY. MARK'S APARTMENT.
Daylight comes into the window in a from of a strong ass god-ray. But there is no smoke-machine. There is just smoke. Mark, Jenifer and Claudia are smoking weed. Like heavily! ↩ Reply
Ahaha, dooodes! Damn... What if we did something crazy. You know like in the movies. Like criminal and shit...
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Isn't the weed not criminal enough for you?
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It's not illegal.
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It is, dumbass!
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It's not illegal, technically, in California.
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We are not in California, dumbass!
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I meant to say, it is not illegal in other places.
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Here though it is.
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And?
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And therefor we are breaking the law smoking it.
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But it's not like a bad kind of breaking the law.
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What you mean "not bad kind"?
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You know... Because other places have it legal. It's like half okay.
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Pause. Everybody thought about what Mark had just said. ↩ Reply
So, guys... I thought. We could you know... Break into some place or something. You know?
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Jenifer, you are too stoned!
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But... ah... you know... wouldn't it be cool?
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What do you want to do?
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It would definitely be "cool" if we don't get our asses jailed. So whatever the fuck you want to do, don't drag me into it.
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Jenifer comes up to the window and sees a pawn-shop down there. ↩ Reply
This!
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What "this"?
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Let's rob the damn pawn-shop... eh...
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What?
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Why?
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For fun... you know...
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Claudia is right, Jen, you are definitely too stoned!
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If you want to do something that stupid. Do it without me.
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Jenifer looked at Claudia with a stoned face... thinking about something. Then she looked at Mark. And then she looked at the weed she is smoking. ↩ Reply
Mark...
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Yes?
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Jenifer got closer with the weed to Mark's mouth. ↩ Reply
Take a long deep sip of it, please.
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Okay...
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Mark takes a long deep sip of the weed. ↩ Reply
Another one.
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Mark takes another one. ↩ Reply
Do you feel it?
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What? The drugs?
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Yeah...
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Yeah!
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Are you too stoned?
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No I wouldn't say that.
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Take another one.
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Mark takes another one. ↩ Reply
How about now?
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Okay, I'm getting there.
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Let's rob the pawn-shop then.
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No... I'm not that stoned yet.
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Mark takes another sip. ↩ Reply
Okay. Let's go.
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Wait.
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( to Claudia )
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Take a sip.
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No. Jen. I'm not going with you on your stupid adventure.
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You don't need to. Just take a sip.
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Aha...
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As far as I know, robbing a pawn-shop could actually be legal somewhere in the world.
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What?
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Well... that is what I'm telling you... if it is. It is half okay...
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Right!!! Words of wisdom, motherfucker. Words of wisdom.
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No.
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I have an idea....
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What's your idea?
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Jenifer takes a huge sip of the weed and exhales the fumes at Claudia. Claudia sit there with an expression of "really?". Mark does the same. ↩ Reply
If you think that it will work, you are mistaken.
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They keep breathing fumes at Claudia. ↩ Reply
What?... eh... you are pathetic.
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They keep breathing at her. ↩ Reply
It is not half... ah... okay... you know...
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They keep breathing at her. ↩ Reply
Fuck, give it to me.
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Claudia yanks the weed from Jenifer's hand and breathes in a large doze herself. ↩ Reply
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So, we fucked up!
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EXT. NIGHT. CITY STREETS.
Mark, Jenifer and Claudia are still running. The pawn shop owner with a gun is running after them. ↩ Reply
He shoots. Sparks fly from random objects on the street. ↩ Reply
Go go go!
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BAM! The glass of the car next to them breaks from a bullet-hit. ↩ Reply
They turn to a dark alley in between buildings. It is a dead end. ↩ Reply
Oh no!
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The pawn-shop owner comes with a gun pointed at them. ↩ Reply
He shoots: BAM!!! Jenifer is dead. ↩ Reply
For fuck sake! No!!!
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He shoot: BAM!!! Claudia is dead. ↩ Reply
Wait.
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What?!
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Isn't robbing pawn shops legal?
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What?!
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I mean, it must be half okay, right?
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What?!
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BAM! Mark is dead. ↩ Reply
INT. MARK'S APARTMENT. DAY.
Mark wakes up from being too stoned. ↩ Reply
No.
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What no?
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I don't think it is legal somewhere else in the world.
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Weed?
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Rubbing pawn shops.
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Oh... yeah... that is a good idea. Ahaha, dooodes! Damn... What if we did something crazy. You know like in the movies. Like criminal and shit...
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What?
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Troler
c:0 April 21, 2026 So we fucked up. Fucked up hard. Fucked up so hard, in fact, that I don't even know if I will be surviving this tale. If you seen Sin City or similar films, you know, that a narrator can actually die in the film. So we are fucked up! But what the hell is wrong with me... This is not how it all started.
⤴ ViewWhy am I getting a suspicion this'll be a horror-comedy?
Troler
c:1 April 21, 2026 You know... Because other places have it legal. It's like half okay.
⤴ ViewSo... slavery is half okay because Saudi Arabia and Qatar do it?
Troler
c:3 April 21, 2026 Oh... yeah... that is a good idea. Ahaha, dooodes! Damn... What if we did something crazy. You know like in the movies. Like criminal and shit...
⤴ ViewSubverting the
it was just a dream trope.
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