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[icon reviews]Caught Stealing 2025 is a bit dark for a comedy, but way too bright for Aronofsky

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Vincent D'Onofrio pops up on my radar lately. I somehow get attracted to the same movies as the actor, which probably means that I need to review Full Metal Jacket by Stanley Kubrick, where D'Onofrio had his, probably, most iconic role. In any case D'Onofrio played an Ashkenazi Jewish gangster motherfucker in a Darren Aronofsky 2025 film Caught Stealing. Something that I had to see, just based on the absurdity of it.


#CaughtStealing #DarrenAronofsky #ZoeKravitz #AustinButler #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Is "2001: A Space Odyssey" a comedy?

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Stanley Kubrick is known for making... well... he is known primarily for making 2001: A Space Odyssey... but most of his other films are black-comedies that poke fun at some rather dark aspects of the society. Full Metal Jacket is undeniably a comedy that pokes fun at the Vietnam war. Dr. Strangelove is a comedy that pokes fun at the absurdity of nuclear weapons. Hell even Lolita is a comedy. And a very funny one at that. So in the middle of all this, Kubrick decides to make a movie about space and stuff. And makes 2001: A Space Odyssey. So is it a comedy as well?


#ASpaceOdyssey #StanleyKubrick #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Is Strange Days 1995 about James Cameron's personal life?

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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So in 1989 James Cameron divorces his second wife, the film producer Gale Anne Hurd, opening for her an ability to marry Brian De Palma that just divorced Nancy Allen. The same year Cameron marries Kathryn Bigelow ( the director of 1995 Strange Days ). They make the 1991 Point Break kind of together. But then that same year in 1991 they divorce. Yet, his script Strange Days about strange love dynamics and stuff ends up being actually made by Bigelow in 1995 ( four years after their divorce ). Hm...


#strangedays #KathrynBigelow #jamescameron #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]O Brother, Where Art Thou? is a middle finger to the KKK

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[avatar]  Troler

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In 1915, David Wark Griffith done shot a mighty picture The Birth of a Nation that glorified them horse‑riddin’ Klan men. By ’37, Archie Mayo stitched together Black Legion), a film about that very group, a splintered band of the same old Klan order. When the movie showed the Klan in a harsh light— a fascist lot—the real Klan sued. Fast forward to the turn of the millennium, the Coen brothers (Joel and Ethan) looked back at the madness of yesteryear and the even wilder present, and thought, “Let’s get them Klan members to dance.”


#GeorgeClooney #JohnTurturro #TimBlake Nelson #CharlesDurning #MichaelBadalucco #JohnGoodman #HollyHunter #JoelCoen #EthanCoen film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]The Matrix 1999 and how people misunderstand it

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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"Red Pill" became the go-to word for the right-wing thinkers of the 21st century. They equate taking the "blue pill" to being ignorant. To not questioning what they believe to be "harmful" leftist ideologies. While the "red pill" is the pill towards awakening. Towards enlightenment. Or some bullshit like this. The irony is that the blue pill and red pill was taken from the 1999 film by The Wachowskis called The Matrix. By The Wachowskis, who, if you know anything about the two, are really not the kind of people who would be calling themselves "conservatives".


#thematrix #theWachowskis #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]TMNT 2007 is borderline suicidal

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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So in 2007 TMNT by Kevin Munroe our beloved Ninja Turtles help an old suicidal man finally die. Like yeah, the film is supposedly family-friendly and magical. And the whole suicide thing has to do more with the curse of immortality. But yet. The turtles helped a guy kill himself in this film. And he was very happy to die right in front of them.


#tmnt #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Was the 2014 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" directed by Michael Bay?

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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While Steven Spielberg was producing a Michael Bay film Transformers 4, Michael Bay was producing a Jonathan Liebesman 2014 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And like with a Spielberg-produced film The Poltergeist by Tobe Hooper about which people started claiming that Spielberg himself directed the movie in question. With the 2014 TMNT people started claiming Michael Bay was the actual director on this film. It is absolutely and utterly poetic that both Tobe Hooper and Jonathan Liebesman also made movies in the The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise.


#tmnt #michaelbay #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]What is the meaning of "The Lovely Bones" 2009 by Peter Jackson?

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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In my review of Transformers 4 I touched upon the uncanny resemblance of it to Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones. I have not seen the movie when I did that. I knew it existed. I knew what it was about. I've only seen it now, for the first time. And the uncanny resemblance ( as in, the father is played once again by Mark Wahlberg and the villain is played once again by Stanley Tucci and we have Steven Spielberg's involvement ) is rather strange. It begs a rather profound question, what was the point to make the movie?


#TheLovelyBones #PeterJackson #SaoirseRonan #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Hot Fuzz 2007 shows that Edgar Wright understands Michael Bay

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Edgar Wright with his 2017 film Baby Driver shows that he can make some awesome clean action if he wants to. And yet watching his 2007 film Hot Fuzz you feel like something isn't quite wright. The camera is too shaky and the editing is too quick. Is he trying to "hide something"? No! He simply imitates Michael Bay, that's all.


#hotfuzz #edgarwright #michaelbay #movies #film #review #comedy #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]She Rides Shotgun 2025 is a hidden gem of near perfection

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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I'm furious! How the fuck nobody knows about the 2025 Nick Rowland film She Rides Shotgun starring Ana Sophia Heger and Taron Egerton? What the fuck is this? This movie is so good, yet because studio-heads apparently didn't get it, there was no advertising for it. And only a limited theatrical run. Which resulted in very little people seeing the damn film in the cinema. This fucking film! Are you fucking kidding me? They have fucking best picture Oscar material, and yet they try to hide it from everybody? What the fuck is wrong with you, Lionsgate? Fuck!


#SheRidesShotgun #AnaSophiaHeger #TaronEgerton #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Eden 2024 is very interesting in context

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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In the summer of 2025 Sydney Sweeney made a controversial, seemingly Nazi-propaganda advertisement for a Jeans brand that claims that she "has great Jeans" ( which is a pun for "genes" ). Being a blue-eyed sexy blond woman, made the "genes" pun quickly interpreted as a endorsement of eugenics. And a lot of people on the conservative side equated her "huge tits" to the "death of wokeness". While people on the left decided to attribute her success with her sex appeal, almost accusing Sweeney with sleeping with executives, to become famous. And yet despite all this, Ron Howard's 2024 thriller Eden ( which is starring Sweeney ) has Ana de Armas at a role of this super-hot lady that sleeps with men to get what she wants.


#eden #ronhoward #anadearmas #SydneySweeney #JudeLaw #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Weapons 2025 should be nominated for best picture

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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It is not often that a horror films appears to tickle the right nerves from the high-brow crowd of cinema critics. With 93% Rotten Tomatoes score though, it is safe to assume that Zach Cregger's Weapons from 2025 is one of those rare movies.


#weapons #horror #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Superman 2025 has not enough Hawkgirl

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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I love Isabela Merced. Ever since I saw her being this absolutely amazing girl in Michael Bay's Transformers 5 where there isn't enough of her either, I was a fan. I even genuinely tried to like Madame Web because of her part in it. And so it was rather disappointing to see how little screen-time she has in the new 2025 James Gunn film Superman. In case you didn't understand the title, she plays Hawkgirl.


#Superman #DCU #JamesGunn #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Spielberg's "War of the Worlds" 2005 is too epic to be scary

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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In the recent "lie detector test" video of the legendary Fanning sisters, it was revealed that Elle Fanning was indeed jealous of her sister Dakota Fanning, when Tom Cruise gifted her a fancy mobile phone back in 2005. Why would Tom Cruise gift anything to a ( then ) 10 year old girl? Well Tom and Dakota were the two leads of the 2005 science fiction horror film by Steven Spielberg called War of the Worlds.


#WarOfTheWorlds #TomCruise #DakotaFanning #StevenSpielberg #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Please Don't Feed the Children 2025 shows that Destry Spielberg has more balls than her father

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Steven Spielberg directed some rather intense movies throughout his career. He made Duel in 1971 about a maniac truck driver. He made a blog-buster sensation Jaws in 1974. And he made films like Schindler's List and War of the Worlds that could be considered horror films. But he never did a true, scary horror film. My mother used to say that "Steven Spielberg is too sentimental to make truly scary movies". But that statement isn't true about his daughter Destry. 2025 film by Destry Allyn Spielberg Please Don't Feed the Children shows that she is capable to rival fucking Eli Roth if she wants to.


#PleaseDontFeedtheChildren #DestryAllynSpielberg #StevenSpielberg #horror #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Mission: Impossible 2 ( 2000 ) is the best Mission: Impossible

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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A lot of people are big fans of the Christopher McQuarrie movies in the Mission: Impossible series. A lot of more sophisticated movie goers prefer the more serious first picture directed by Brian De Palma. Some are the fans of the Brad Bird and J. J. Abrams installments. But almost everybody unanimously loves to hate on the John Woo second film Mission: Impossible 2. I frankly, don't get it.


#missionimpossible #MI2 #tomcruise #film #review #movies #cinemastodon



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