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October 26, 2023

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[avatar]by Blender Dumbass

Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".


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This is a script for my version of what should happen in the story mode of Super Tux Kart. ↩ Reply

This version is written to contain only male dialogue. It is done because I don't think that it will be simple to get somebody that can record all those lines with a female voice convincingly. If there are women willing to voice some characters. Let me know and I will write female characters too. Instead I figured out an ending that could substitute the absence of voice. ↩ Reply


Chapter Zero. The rebel.


INT. IGLOO. NIGHT. ↩ Reply

The scene is lit with candle light. Two penguins are holding a baby penguin. They have old CRT monitors in the Igloo, signifying the era. ↩ Reply

FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

We should call this little baby - Tux.
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Title Card: 20 Penguin Years Later ↩ Reply

OUT. SNOW PEAK. DAY. ↩ Reply

Tux is adult now. He walks on the street. Father Penguin comes to Tux. ↩ Reply

FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

Kid, you are making your mom very nervous.
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TUX ↩ Reply

I'm not gonna be hurt, dad. I'm more than fine.
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FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

You are obsessed. You are going to crash!
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TUX ↩ Reply

You know more than me how important speed is.
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FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

But you're a penguin, not a program. Besides... I wanted to teach you how to code, but you only care about your stupid sport.
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TUX ↩ Reply

Dad, I like the speed!
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Tux goes away from dad to a Red Kart waiting for him on the side of the road. Father Penguin looks at him all sad and defeated. Mother Penguin comes besides the Father Penguin, she is also sad. Tux sits into the Kart. ↩ Reply

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RACE ON SNOW PEAK IN TIME TRIAL MODE. ( Tux is practicing alone ). ↩ Reply

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INT. IGLOO. EVENING. ↩ Reply

Tux comes home. Father and Mother are looking at him angrily. ↩ Reply

FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

I talked to your mother. And we cannot have this. You are risking your own life for something pointless. So we decided...
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Tux is looking at them with worry. ↩ Reply

FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

Am...
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TUX ↩ Reply

Dad, everything is going to be okay with me.
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FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

We decided to take your kart away from you.
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Tux is breathing more heavily. He is getting ready for something. ↩ Reply

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BATTLE MODE. FATHER AND MOTHER PENGUINS AGAINST TUX. ↩ Reply

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OUT. SNOW PEAK. EVENING. ↩ Reply

Mother and Father Tux are defeated. Tux is angry at them. ↩ Reply

TUX ↩ Reply

I have a dream, dad. And you are fighting with me over it. Why?
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FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

You are obsessed!
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Tux didn't respond. He just took his Kart and drove away. ↩ Reply

NARRATOR ↩ Reply

And thus Tux left his parents in pursuit of friends that will understand his passion for speed. He was gone to the warm lands. Far away from Snow Peak. He was gone to the Land of the Gnu.
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Chapter 1. Befriending Gnu.


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STORY MODE MAP SELECTION. IT'S A TOWN. THE ONLY AVAILABLE GAME IS A SOCCER GAME. ↩ Reply

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INT. SOCCER FIELD. DAY. ↩ Reply

Tux approaches strangers. Those are different characters from the game. One of them is Gnu. ↩ Reply

TUX ↩ Reply

Hey! Sorry... I'm new here. Do you know by any chance where I can find a racetrack to practice?
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GNU ↩ Reply

You are a racer?
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TUX ↩ Reply

Ah... Yes.
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GNU ↩ Reply

A good one?
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TUX ↩ Reply

I guess...
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GNU ↩ Reply

Hm...
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Gnu looks at the other players. ↩ Reply

GNU ↩ Reply

What do you think?
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The other players mumble to themselves. ↩ Reply

GNU ↩ Reply

Okay. What's your name?
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TUX ↩ Reply

I'm Tux.
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GNU ↩ Reply

I'm Gnu. See, ah.. we have one person missing for the soccer game. We play it with karts. Do you want to join in?
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GAME OF SOCCER. GNU AND TUX ARE ON THE SAME TEAM. ↩ Reply

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OUT. STREET. BESIDE SOCCER FIELD. DAY. ↩ Reply

Tux and Gnu come out of the soccer field together. ↩ Reply

GNU ↩ Reply

You wanted a racetrack? We have more than one.
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TUX ↩ Reply

Really?
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GNU ↩ Reply

Yep. There is good one.
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Gnu points on the next opened challenge. ↩ Reply

TUX ↩ Reply

I already like this place a lot better than home.
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GNU ↩ Reply

Enjoy yourself.
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A NUMBER OF RACES ARE OPEN. AND YOU CAN COMPLETE THEM. NO STORY HAPPENS FOR SOME TIME. ↩ Reply

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Chapter 2. The Nasty Land.



OUT. TOWN. DAY. ↩ Reply

Gnu gives a speech. Other characters are with him. ↩ Reply

GNU ↩ Reply

Being fast is not the most important thing in life. We are not here to win against all odds. We are here to play honestly. No cheating. But I've heard that there is a land somewhere on the other side of the earth that is not playing nice. There is a monstrous ruler there who also likes racing. But he is not honest. I'm going to go to that land and try to convince the folk there to join us. Or at least to stop racing dishonestly. Perhaps in this way I could manage to convince the ruler of those lands, the malicious Nolok, to stop being so malicious. Who is coming with me?
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TUX ↩ Reply

I do!
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GNU ↩ Reply

Tux, my friend. Are you ready for the challenge? I believe it is not going to be easy.
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TUX ↩ Reply

I think I am.
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GNU ↩ Reply

Well then let's go.
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And they drive off into the distance together. ↩ Reply

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NEW SELECTION WORLD. THIS ONE LOOKS EVIL. ALL TRACKS IN THE SELECTION ARE EVIL LOOKING. AND ALL RACES ARE IN FOLLOW THE LEADER MODE. EVERY TIME THE LEADER IS NOLOK. FOR A FEW GAMES NO STORY HAPPENS. ↩ Reply

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OUT. EVIL WORLD. DAY ↩ Reply

Tux walking towards a place where Gnu is giving a speech. ↩ Reply

TUX ( to himself ) ↩ Reply

This is stupid! Winning a race is not allowed? Stupid!
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He sees Gnu. There are other characters listening to his speech. ↩ Reply

GNU ↩ Reply

This Nolok poisoned you all to think that there is something fair in never winning. That only he has some kind of exclusive right to win all races. He has no such right. I urge you to join me instead and go with me to the Land of the Gnu. Where everything is fair. Yes, it might be less convenient to travel across the world now. But it is worth it. Leave this malicious Nolok alone. And come to the world where people play fair.
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All this time Nolok was listening to the speech while sneaking around a corner. ↩ Reply

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BACK TO THE PREVIOUS WORLD. THERE IS A RACE AVAILABLE. THE ONLY OPPONENT IS NOLOK. THIS TIME HE LOOSES SINCE THE RACE IS FAIR. ↩ Reply

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OUT. CITY. DAY. ↩ Reply

Nolok is very angry. He comes to Tux. ↩ Reply

NOLOK ↩ Reply

Do you know who I am?
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TUX ↩ Reply

Ah... A Racer?
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NOLOK ↩ Reply

I am Nolok! The ruler or the Evil Land! How dare you win me in a race?
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TUX ↩ Reply

In this place the race honestly. You are just not good enough, Nolok.
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Tux goes away. Nolok is even angrier. ↩ Reply

OUT. RACETRACK. DAY ↩ Reply

Nolok is alone. He is angry. He shoots a cupcake randomly and it explodes. ↩ Reply

OUT. RACETRACK. EVENING ↩ Reply

Nolok is still there. He is less angry. He is just sad. ↩ Reply

OUT. RACETRACK. NIGHT ↩ Reply

Nolok is looking at the track. He is serious. He starts racing alone. ↩ Reply

IN. NOLOK'S HOTEL ROOM. NIGHT. ↩ Reply

Nolok is talking to a few ( evil looking ) characters. ↩ Reply

NOLOK ↩ Reply

I know that it's going to sound weird. But I want you to come with me and race me honestly.
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ONE OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS ↩ Reply

What Boss? I don't understand.
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NOLOK ↩ Reply

This Tux can't just go away like this after winning me. I have to show him that it's not only my might as a ruler that let's me win. I have to show him that I can win him for real! And you are going to help me. You are going to race with me honestly until I can beat Tux in a fair race. That's an order!
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Chapter 3: Awkward Reunion


OUT. AIRPORT. DAY. ↩ Reply

Mother and Father Penguins arrive. Nolok and his minions race on the road next to the exit from the Airport. Father and Mother Penguins are not happy with it. ↩ Reply

IN. TUX'S HOME. DAY. ↩ Reply

FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

Son, we didn't want to hurt your feelings.
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Tux is not looking at him. ↩ Reply

TUX ↩ Reply

So why did you do that then?
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FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

We were scared that you may get hurt.
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TUX ↩ Reply

I got hurt.
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Father Penguin is scared. ↩ Reply

FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

What where?
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TUX ↩ Reply

Here!
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Tux is pointing at his heart. Father Penguin is sad now. ↩ Reply

FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

I'm sorry son.
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Gnu comes in with Mother Penguin. ↩ Reply

GNU ↩ Reply

Your parents are a bit weird, but I like them. Would you might if we take them to a tour around the place?
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TUX ↩ Reply

Sure...
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OUT. CITY. DAY. ↩ Reply

Tux, Mother and Father Penguins and Gnu walk around the city. ↩ Reply

GNU ↩ Reply

There we have a soccer field. We play soccer on Karts too in this place.
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FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

Oh man. This is very irresponsible.
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GNU ↩ Reply

As long as we play fair, I don't see no problem in it.
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Nolok approaches them. ↩ Reply

NOLOK ↩ Reply

Hey Tux!
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TUX ↩ Reply

Hello...
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NOLOK ↩ Reply

I wanted to ask you. Would you race me? Like now?
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TUX ↩ Reply

I'm sorry I can't race you now. Bye bye.
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Tux, Gnu, Father and Mother walked away from Nolok. Nolok got angry. His minions came from the other side from him. ↩ Reply

NOLOK ↩ Reply

He doesn't want to race me? Well... You know what to do.
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Karts with Nolok's minions come to where Tux, Gnu and the parents are. They shoot cupcakes. Explosions make Tux, Gnu and parents fall down and have stars rotate around their heads. The Nolok's minions grab Gnu and the parents and drive away with them. Leaving Tux alone. ↩ Reply

Nolok comes to Tux. ↩ Reply

NOLOK ↩ Reply

Let me say is straight. I will release you friends if you will race me. If you will win me. Me and my minions. But no... I don't want one race. I want a whole grand-prix of them. I will send you a message when and where it all starts.
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Chapter 4. Rescue.


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A NEW CHALLENGE APPEARS. IT IS A GRAND PRIX OF ALL TRACKS. ALL OTHER CARS ARE NOLOK'S MINIONS AND NOLOK HIMSELF. ↩ Reply

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OUT. CITY. DAY ↩ Reply

Nolok is defeated. Tux comes to him to ask for his friends. ↩ Reply

TUX ↩ Reply

You've lost.
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NOLOK ↩ Reply

So?
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TUX ↩ Reply

Release my friends!
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NOLOK ↩ Reply

You think it's going to be that simple?
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THE TOWN BECOMES AN ARENA FOR BATTLE. AND A HUGE BATTLE STARTS WITH GOOD KART CHARACTERS VERSUS NOLOK AND HIS MINIONS. ↩ Reply

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Nolok is sitting with starts over his head. Gnu comes out with the parents penguins. He comes to Nolok. ↩ Reply

GNU ↩ Reply

Send this criminal back to his land to suffer.
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Father Penguin comes to him. ↩ Reply

FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

Let me do something first.
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He grabs Nolok's Kart and throws it into a pond nearby. ↩ Reply

FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

Now he is ready for his departure. Honey?
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Mother penguin comes to Nolok. Nolok looks at her all confused about what she could do to him. She kicks him so hard he ends up back in his evil land. ↩ Reply

FATHER PENGUIN ↩ Reply

Son. I didn't think I would ever said it regarding your obsession with speed. But I'm proud of you. And I see just the right way to celebrate it.
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TUX ↩ Reply

And what's that?
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Father Penguin is looking at... Everybody turns around to see... It is a store where one can buy a kart. ↩ Reply

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FINAL RACE. IT'S GNU, FATHER AND MOTHER PENGUIN AND TUX. WHETHER YOU WIN THIS RACE IS UNIMPORTANT. ↩ Reply


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