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[icon fc]Veloren

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To replace Yo Frankie! you can use Veloren since it respects the user's freedom and is also a Third Person Game software.

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[icon fc]Dani's Race

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To replace Yo Frankie! you can use Dani's Race since it respects the user's freedom and is also a Third Person Game software.

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[icon reviews]Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are 1994 makes me want a 2 hour long Michael Bay musical

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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In 1994, just before Bad Boys Michael Bay directed a music video for a song "Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are" by Meat Loaf ( Michael Lee Aday ), which shows striking resemblance to his 2001 film Pearl Harbor and has some interesting choices that echo throughout his career. Choices that beg for a psycho-sexual analysis.


#meatloaf #music #video #musicvideo #michaelbay #review #movies #film #rock #metal #cinemastodon


[icon articles]Part 3: Developing a Way to do Action Scenes Without Money

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Since the last post in this series the project I've been working on became way more ambitious. The original problem I was trying to solve, was figuring out how to use computer graphics ( mainly Blender ) to cut costs for an action scene in a movie I'm developing. It has cars, so the idea was to try to render some CG cars into real life footage. You can go read Part 2 to see my attempts at this sort of thing.



#vfx #cgi #cars #blender3d #blender #b3d #movies #filmmaking


[icon reviews]Blue Steel 1990 is the seed that grew into the reason Avatar didn't win best picture

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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So it's 1990 and Kathryn Bigelow writes and directs an action thriller about a police officer. The police officer is female and the movie almost refuses to sexualize her. Bigelow casts a nice half-Jewish girl Jamie Lee Curtis. And pretty much the whole movie, not a single shot of her emphasizes or admires her body ( apart from one sex scene where we see a very erotic closeup of her stomach ). Making that movie technically feminist. Few years later, in 1994, as James Cameron ( who was married to Bigelow between 1989 and 1991 ) is trying to find the actor to play the wife in his film True Lies. He is reminded of Blue Steel by Bigelow. And decides to cast Jamie Lee Curtis in his film. Giving us that very strange, almost pornographic scene where she does a very erotic strip-tease scene with Arnold Schwarzenegger. More than a decade later, in 2009, both Bigelow and Cameron make a movie. And both of those movies are nominated for the best picture. Yet Bigelow takes home the price. Did Cameron lose due to his pussy curse?


#bluesteel #KathrynBigelow #JamieLeeCurtis #film #review #movies #cinemastodon #michaelbay


[icon reviews]Is Hancock 2008 about the tragedy of rejection?

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Mary Embrey, the blonde woman played by Charlize Theron in the 2008 Peter Berg film Hancock, is surprisingly good looking. For the few people who read through the psycho-sexual analysis of me, you may know that for me in general, the name Mary, or the Latin version of it Maria, or the Russian version of it Masha, especially connected to a blonde, good looking woman, is very important. And yet, back when I saw Hancock for the first time. I didn't quite realize how important it is.


#hancock #peterberg #willsmith #charlizetheron #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Godzilla (1954) is a choir of destruction and loss

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[avatar]  Troler

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What can be said about Godzilla? It is an icon to name icons. Looking at IMDb, it is unfortunate, although expected, to find 2014 release of Godzilla has 10 times as much ratings as the original 1954 version. Even though some scenes do look pretty goofy, a lot of love was undoubtedly put into it. That love is not always felt when viewing with modern sensibilities. I attempt to remedy the poignant feeling by calculated and logical reasoning and arguments... or more so my own acuity of the work.


#Godzilla #Gojira #IshiroHonda #EmikoYamane #SachioSakai #film #movies #review #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]The Rock 1996 is Michael Bay's James Bond movie

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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The Rock by Michael Bay is about an FBI chemist agent ( Nicolas Cage ) who calls for help from an old retired British Intelligence Agent played by Sean Connery himself. No wander there are theories that this agent character could be James Bond, making this film a kind of unofficial Bayhem!ed sequel to Connery Bond films. It's not like he didn't play James Bond outside of the main franchise. He did play James Bond in Never Say Never Again which is a real James Bond film, which is not a part of the main franchise. So maybe, possibly, he did that again here too. We will never know.


#TheRock #MichaelBay #NicolasCage #JamesBond #SeanConnery #QuentinTarantino #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Pain & Gain is the most Lars Von Trier Michael Bay ever been

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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In my review of Ambulance I argued that Michael Bay is the Lars Von Trier of action. And now I gonna argue that Pain & Gain ( his 2013 crime comedy ) is the most Lars Von Trier he ever been.



#painandgain #film #review #movies #cinemastodon #dwaynejohnson #markwahlberg #anthonymackie


[icon articles]Scandal A Promotional Tool


[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Sheiny was walking back and forth anxiously. Mr. Humbert wasn't sure what's wrong with her. For the last few months she was excited about her new movie that is about to be released. Suddenly she isn't excited anymore. She is extremely nervous. In her mind every single flaw, every single mistake, every single little hazard. All of the stuff that she didn't make the way that would be the best for the film. All of this was tormenting her. The movie is about to be released but it isn't perfect. But worst of all was the fact that she might have overdone the movie's shock. She was filming pornography for nearly a year prior to the film-project. And she was afraid that the movie is too sexual, too gruesome, too strange. She was afraid that it was too scandalous for people to like it.


[icon articles]Is Christopher Nolan a member of Illuminati?

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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There is a very strange thing about Nolan that other film-makers are struggling to do. For example Tony Scott's films Domino and Spy Game received criticisms for their complex structures. And Domino was both critical and commercial failure, probably because of its complex narrative. Yet somehow Christopher Nolan makes complex movies all the damn time, while also making a lot of money doing so. Even the so called "box office flop" Tenet did actually quite well. And also considering it was literally released during the height of the pandemic, where nobody was going out to see a movie in the theater, this movie is probably the biggest magic trick Nolan ever made. Remember Tenet is probably the most complex film from Nolan.


#ChristopherNolan #Illuminati #ConspiracyTheory #film #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Havoc ( 2025 ) is a pornographically satisfying violence movie

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Again I found a movie that makes me question my own ideas as a filmmaker. Havoc ( directed by Gareth Evans ) is so stylized and fucking awesome that they had to go a CGI route for a lot of the shots to even be possible in the first place. Which created a similar situation, which I discussed in my review of Shazam! 2.


#havoc #tomhardy #GarethEvans #film #review #movies #action #martialarts #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Shazam! 2 is jank in a good way? maybe... let me explain

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Shazam! Fury of the Gods is another David F. Sandberg film that has an issue with it's opening. I just reviewed his film Until Dawn and if you can survive the not so good dialogue of the first couple of scenes, you are in for a very good movie. This film has a similar issue.


#shazam #davidfsandberg #movie #review #film #cinemastodon #dceu #galgadot #rachelzegler


[icon reviews]True Lies 1994 is James Cameron doing a Michael Bay movie

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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1994 film True Lies feels like watching a James Cameron directed Michael Bay movie. It has explosions, check, it has outlandish set pieces, check, it has beautiful shots of the military, check, it has sexy ladies, check, it has teenagers with an attitude, check. It is a Michael Bay movie through and through. Yet it is a James Cameron movie, so what happened?


#TrueLies #JamesCameron #ArnoldSchwarzenegger #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Snake Eyes 1998 is De Palma's attempt at restoring his Hitch spirit

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Watching the opening scene of Brian De Palma's 1998 film Snake Eyes makes you realize that this motherfucker is trying very hard. We have 13 minutes of Nicolas Cage running around a very crowded set. The scene is clever with its camera, giving us multiple layers of exposition in the same time. Like there could be a TV on the foreground and Cage on the background. And they seem unrelated at first, but the scene establishes most of it's plot details right in this very shot. And then the shot ends ( 13 minutes later ) at the exact moment, the script drops the "inciting incident". De Palma is really trying hard to direct the shit out this movie.


#SnakeEyes #BrianDePalma #NicolasCage #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]I don't remeber Wanted ( 2008 ) to be that good

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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If you never was in post Soviet country in 2008 you don't know how much of a big deal this movie was. For Americans, I suppose, it was just another action film. For anybody who speaks Russian it was a miracle.


#wanted #TimurBekmambetov #JamesMcAvoy #AngelinaJolie #film #review #action #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Black Hawk Down ( 2001 ) tries hard to beat Saving Private Ryan

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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In 1998 Steven Spielberg shocked the cinematic frontier with his film Saving Private Ryan which had one of the most brutal depictions of warfare, with its opening battle-scene. This caused a small shift in the ways Hollywood was trying to cinematically portray war. And who's better than Ridley Scott, to attempt at beating Spielberg at war footage. Which he tried to do with his 2001 film Black Hawk Down.


#blackhawkdown #ridleyscott #film #review #movies #cinemastodon



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