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August 05, 2026

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Free Software fundamentally misses the point. It fails on a practical, ideological, economic, and political level. Let’s examine precisely how (in a slightly different order for the purposes of presentation).


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EXT. ABOVE THE MOON. THE FUTURE. DUSK ON EARTH.

There are robots floating in space, some small, some large. They from time to time bump into each other. Other times fall on the light Moon, we cannot see what is happening on the part covered in shadow. ↩ Reply

A giant robot floats up and fills the entire frame. ↩ Reply


INT. THE ROBOT.

Inside the cockpit, there is a senile man, very senile, like he is 95 years old, almost completely old. He is wearing a neon looking track-suit and a running bandana with a penguin and a gnu drawing in the middle of it. ↩ Reply

The senior is about to open his mouth, he hesitates, looks to the the side, and once again forward. ↩ Reply

OLD MAN

Fuck.
↩ Reply


INT. MASSACHUSETTS COMPUTER ROOM.

There are mainframes and some fresh looking early 80s computers. There is the same man we saw before, but far younger and standing in front of a brand new printer, which is buzzing, but nothing is happening. ↩ Reply

THE MAN

The printer jammed, again.
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Another man with blond hair comes in. ↩ Reply

BLONDIE

Yeah, I guess we'll have to send it to be repaired.
↩ Reply

THE MAN

Send to repair? I've fixed the last one by myself. I can do it again.
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BLONDIE

It is a new equipment. It's warranty is still valid, so it is better to send it to the professionals.
↩ Reply

THE MAN

And wait a month without a printer?!
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The man hits the printer multiple times. It does not budge. The blondie grabs the man's hand. ↩ Reply

BLONDIE

Man, cut it off!
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THE MAN

Let me go!
↩ Reply

A small crowd of males gather. c:1 ↩ Reply

BLONDIE

Promise me you won't break it.
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THE MAN

I won't.
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The blond person releases the man. ↩ Reply

BLONDIE

Okay, I'm letting you go... Now, go away from the printer.
↩ Reply

THE MAN

Okay, just let me check something.
↩ Reply

BLONDIE

Away from the printer!
↩ Reply

The man does not listen to the blondie and grips the left panel. The crowd has become slightly larger. The blond person tugs the man so hard, the panel comes off. ↩ Reply

THE MAN

You're stalling me!
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BLONDIE

I must stall, man.
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Inside the printer, there is a smoldering apple with a byte taken out of it. c:2 ↩ Reply


INT. GARAGE - NIGHT

The same man is sitting on a computer, typing something intensely. There is a vacuum tube television, playing some news report. With the man there's an African-American, looking at the TV. ↩ Reply

AFRICAN-AMERICAN

Seems like the government is subsidizing the giant robot industry.
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THE MAN

Mhm.
↩ Reply

AFRICAN-AMERICAN

Stallman, for once pay attention to the world around you.
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STALLMAN

I am, Brian, I am.
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BRIAN

When was the last time you slept?
↩ Reply

STALLMAN

Yesterday
↩ Reply

BRIAN

That was 24 hours ago.
↩ Reply

STALLMAN

I have coffee with me.
↩ Reply

Brian picks up a caffeine pill from the table and looks at it and then again to Stallman. ↩ Reply

BRIAN

You will die alone, before a girl gets to you.
↩ Reply

STALLMAN

We will die if these autonomous killer robots are made into production.
↩ Reply

On queue, the TV shows stock of a company called "MechaSoft" going up. ↩ Reply

STALLMAN

I'm almost done, but our Giant Robot Liberation Project still needs to reverse engineer the tiny-nuclear reactor. And I think I found just the person.
↩ Reply


EXT. HELSINKI - NIGHT

A snowstorm is sweeping the city. There is a single man walking under the street lights. Something is glowing under his winter jacket. He opens the door, letting some snow inside. ↩ Reply

WOMAN

Linus, I told you to not wander around at night β€” God knows where.
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(To be continued) ↩ Reply
(To be continued) ↩ Reply

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass c:0 August 05, 2026


There are mainframes and some fresh looking early 80s computers. There is the same man we saw before, but far younger is standing in front of a brand new printer. It is buzzing, but nothing is happening.


Richardo Stallmansky?

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass c:1 August 05, 2026


A small crowd of males gather.
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Is this National Geographic channel.

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass c:2 August 05, 2026


Inside the printer, there is a smoldering apple with a byte taken out of it.
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Symbolism

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass c:3 August 05, 2026


On queue, the TV shows stock of a company called "MechaSoft" going up.


Writing cliche. Kind of ... I know I've that same thing.

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DICK



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...a random musing...

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  • marmalade engine basket- engine lamp candle
  • paper sparrow parsnip- mountain sparrow velvet

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Curtain sparrow orchid pillow. Trousers hazelnut feather velvet corridor doormat paper.

...a random musing...

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Cloud blanket garden lamp stone velvet paper orchid basket apple. Marmalade bridge branch acorn window river radish! Barnacle engine acorn quince umbrella moustache. Lantern kettle bucket garden. Harbor cellar velvet feather!

curtain corridor paper radish


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[avatar]  wanderinghammer5814 c:71 August 20, 2026
silly humor

Barnacle cupboard garden parsnip kettle lamp trousers kettle velvet? Lagoon quince porridge basket radish cabbage kettle hazelnut turnip teaspoon. Engine kettle pillow stone paper?

feather umbrella velvet orchid river



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mild rant

Kettle bucket garden teaspoon nectarine carpet cupboard! Saffron porridge cinnamon corridor.

quince stone thimble acorn


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River lantern thimble basket barnacle porridge. Meadow curtain velvet lantern freckle meadow river.

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[avatar]  goldensignal3628 c:74 August 20, 2026


Chair chair trousers garden mountain apple. Trousers umbrella meadow cushion porridge? Orchid teaspoon stone branch.

mountain saffron candle acorn hazelnut



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[avatar]  clevergadget c:75 August 20, 2026


Shadow carpet umbrella moustache lantern cushion chair? Velvet paper branch teaspoon lagoon copper window. Bridge branch paper doormat blanket walnut river moustache barnacle?

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Lantern kettle lamp goblet barnacle orchid basket hazelnut branch. Blanket blanket walnut cloud pillow moustache teaspoon river cushion engine. Lantern shadow bridge freckle turnip cupboard saffron goblet meadow? Bucket carpet moustache sparrow acorn parsnip sparrow lamp.

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  gentlewalrus474 c:77 August 20, 2026


Moustache walnut harbor marmalade? Cabbage pebble cinnamon velvet lagoon saffron sparrow garden parsnip. Radish engine candle turnip moustache goblet. Blanket quince sparrow meadow porridge apple attic? Window umbrella porridge river stone.

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  tinykettle c:78 August 20, 2026
silly humor

Window sparrow thimble bridge quince river! Mountain blanket radish quince? Shadow mountain lantern paper. Engine apple nectarine apple feather blanket garden mountain!

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  goldenhammer5357 c:79 August 20, 2026


Cinnamon sparrow hazelnut cabbage barnacle thimble walnut? Copper parsnip cupboard cinnamon window orchid.

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[avatar]  patientpixel c:80 August 20, 2026


Quince corridor apple barnacle teaspoon cushion cinnamon radish pillow garden! Hazelnut stone cupboard acorn river lagoon marmalade? Pillow lantern umbrella apple freckle meadow goblet porridge barnacle orchid? Eyelid freckle cinnamon cloud forest pebble attic eyelid eyelid curtain. Chair pillow copper orchid shadow garden cabbage.

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  electricwalrus c:81 August 20, 2026


Doormat forest candle basket meadow candle goblet velvet. Hazelnut bucket nectarine bridge lantern cellar. Umbrella feather walnut corridor?

saffron umbrella radish goblet river



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[avatar]  electricsignal5882 c:82 August 20, 2026


Cushion corridor curtain forest. Teaspoon doormat marmalade orchid. Velvet moustache lamp nectarine lantern quince marmalade marmalade. Apple meadow nectarine freckle.

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[avatar]  goldencactus c:83 August 20, 2026


Bridge cabbage radish thimble nectarine meadow! Mountain feather saffron porridge velvet cellar pillow goblet.

carpet garden bucket stone acorn



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[avatar]  tinyteapot c:84 August 20, 2026


Cinnamon copper lantern teaspoon! Thimble stone basket engine feather cinnamon cabbage marmalade. Saffron branch doormat stone river bucket acorn pebble umbrella cinnamon. Freckle cellar garden velvet hazelnut feather feather.

nectarine hazelnut garden basket


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[avatar]  stubbornforest6827 c:85 August 20, 2026
food talk

Engine umbrella thimble cinnamon barnacle sparrow cloud quince corridor. Cellar acorn cellar turnip shadow cushion quince cushion. Trousers moustache cinnamon moustache feather eyelid eyelid cloud cabbage quince? Umbrella acorn engine sparrow cinnamon. Pebble walnut porridge thimble pebble umbrella thimble paper paper stone.

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[avatar]  electricturnstile c:86 August 20, 2026


Corridor velvet cloud harbor umbrella radish lagoon. Bridge garden shadow branch candle forest stone copper kettle. Goblet cloud cloud pillow corridor freckle walnut.

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[avatar]  swiftmongoose c:87 August 20, 2026


Curtain river orchid porridge velvet. Meadow attic garden forest lagoon curtain cushion. Pebble quince cellar porridge. Marmalade bridge candle kettle radish umbrella lagoon cinnamon sparrow window.

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[avatar]  sleepywaffle c:88 August 20, 2026
silly humor

Thimble nectarine copper freckle meadow. Curtain sparrow pillow feather saffron cloud!

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[avatar]  curiousgadget9644 c:89 August 20, 2026


Umbrella saffron teaspoon cupboard candle harbor bridge parsnip turnip corridor. Meadow pillow feather sparrow mountain!

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[avatar]  frozencactus c:90 August 20, 2026


Engine porridge turnip cabbage copper engine. Stone apple branch shadow moustache bridge sparrow? Feather doormat basket teaspoon teaspoon cupboard branch moustache kettle trousers!

radish bucket parsnip eyelid porridge



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[avatar]  frozenwaffle5908 c:91 August 20, 2026


Marmalade carpet parsnip corridor teaspoon kettle cushion acorn. Goblet bucket moustache cellar bridge chair thimble! Forest stone orchid candle?

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  sleepylantern4233 c:92 August 20, 2026


Trousers quince copper corridor velvet! Feather feather attic orchid cupboard bucket river freckle?

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  clevergadget5496 c:93 August 20, 2026


Cushion forest goblet parsnip porridge doormat. Nectarine stone curtain nectarine hazelnut goblet radish cinnamon! Mountain pebble kettle quince sparrow corridor porridge corridor! Kettle saffron feather meadow corridor walnut doormat trousers candle! Attic carpet basket stone branch!

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  electriccactus6361 c:94 August 20, 2026
spicy opinion

Saffron saffron eyelid cushion. Shadow parsnip teaspoon pebble harbor cloud barnacle. Engine acorn thimble acorn.

harbor turnip nectarine lamp umbrella



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[avatar]  frozenwalrus c:95 August 20, 2026
random noise

Cushion cupboard moustache engine basket freckle pebble porridge velvet. Lamp cloud thimble saffron parsnip paper quince blanket blanket chair?

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[avatar]  tinyotter4759 c:96 August 20, 2026


Curtain barnacle orchid radish porridge eyelid lagoon copper shadow garden. Candle window branch lagoon kettle thimble! Attic porridge marmalade marmalade marmalade. Velvet stone goblet window quince pillow.

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[avatar]  sleepyvector c:97 August 20, 2026


Curtain orchid branch doormat curtain. Orchid parsnip carpet engine? Thimble saffron candle window curtain blanket cupboard? Parsnip marmalade meadow kettle cloud velvet stone river? Lagoon goblet window moustache garden moustache saffron?

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[icon stories]Why can't we catch him?


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A little story about the future of police work.


#hacking #story #ai #future #c #python #programming #privacy #security #chatgpt #enshittification


[icon stories]The G.R.L.P


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A tale in a future where man did not stop.


#story #biopic #scifi #enshittification #hacking


[icon articles]Did Petitions Fail? How AI ruined it? A new Fediverse gimmick?

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Talking about why Petitions failed. And thinking up a new idea of how to gamify engagement on the Fediverse.


#fedi #fediverse #petition #gimick #programming #webdev #platform #development #freesoftware #opensource #API #ai #enshittification #activitypub


[icon articles]"Open Source" vs "Free Software" the disagreement on Paternalism

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Both "open source" and "free software" mean, in terms of software itself, largely the same thing. The source code is published. The project is developed by a community of people. The project is forkable. Many pieces of software are both "free software" and "open source" in the same time. But when you dig into the details of their definitions, you start to see differences.


#freesoftware #opensource #paternalism #richardstallman #rms #linustorvalds #gnu #linux #philosophy #enshittification


[icon articles]Why I'm Not Going to Watch Ice Cream Man ( 2026 ) ?

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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If you ever read my reviews of films like Ballerina or Weapons or stuff like that, you know that I'm the kind of guy who should very much enjoy the bullshit that Eli Roth put into the trailer of his new movie Ice Cream Man that was just released into cinema. But you can also notice that it isn't a review. I have not seen Ice Cream Man and I will never see it. This is an article about why.


#eliroth #icecreamman #genai #ai #noai #aislop #film #review #movies #cinemastodon #resistance #enshittification #horror


[icon articles]Dani's Race and notgit.py ( Updater )

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Not so long ago I decided to forgo the wisdom of using git for this game. Instead, most changes will be recorded via the notgit.py program I wrote for fun the other day.


#danisrace #moriasrace #game #gamedev #freesoftware #blender3d #git #python #programming #hacking


[icon stories]The Friends We Meet Along The Way


[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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#story


[icon articles]"Open Source" vs "Free Software" the disagreement on Paternalism - take 2

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There are two types of people. One type of people is following the ideas called "Open Source" and another one follows the ideas of "Free Software". There is a third concept that I will hope to explain in this article, called "Paternalism", that in my opinion is the dividing force between the two camps of people.


#freesoftware #opensource #paternalism #richardstallman #rms #linustorvalds #gnu #linux #philosophy #enshittification


[icon articles]GPL doesn't make the program libre

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I don't consider freedom binary, for me some things are inherently more free than others. Here I define freedom as the capacity to do a task unhindered. With such definition, it comes to be clear, what I mean by freedom not being binary and existing on an axis. For instance, repairing a standard PC is easier than the newest model of iPhone. This ease of repairability exists on a gradient, with the PC and iPhone being on different sides. The same applies to the actual binary, software world as well. It is easier to modify a program written in Python than the same one written in C. In Python there is no need to keep recompiling and seeing the changes, all alterations can be done on the fly.


#freesoftware #opensource #paternalism #gnu #libre #chrome #firefox #emacs #philosophy #essay #enshittification


[icon reviews]AI is a Prostitute

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The video shook me up, like no other video on AI had. Since it handled the problem at its root, at what reality this AI was: radical opposition to despair of enforcement. It tackles the problem of having a select few channels of information, providing only limited subset of what may be of specific interest to one, by providing only questions.


#AI #philosophy #deleuze #essay #rant #ai #stopai #aislop #copilot #enshittification


[icon articles]Strongly Worded Rant about AI

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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Artificial Fucking Intelligence! The brain-rot born out of a different brain-rot, called "capitalism" causing literal brain-rot of a society. A thing so rotten and so utterly despicable that calling it "slop" is to give it a compliment.


#ai #stopai #aislop #aiart #art #software #programming #machinelearning #freesoftware #gpl #copilot #enshittification


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