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[icon games]Dani's Race

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Continuing the saga of Moria and Dani, Dani's Race is a Free / Libre Software video game that aims to compete with AAA titles.


#DanisRace #MoriasRace #Game #UPBGE #blender3d #animation #GTAClone #programming #project


[icon films]Moria's Race

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An adventure of a little girl ( Moria ) that is so obsessed with racing that she throws her caution out of a fast racing car's window.



#MoriasRace #DanisRace #Film #animation #project #blender3d


[icon reviews]28 Years Later is secretly about the UK Age Verification bullshit

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Today UK is leading the way towards apocalypse when it comes to stupid, ageist child-safety bullshit. And the 2025 Danny Boyle's film 28 Years Later is secretly about that motherfucking thing.


#28yearslater #28dayslater #ageism #privacy #ageverification #UK #politics #film #movies #review #cinemastodon


[icon petitions]Release: Dani's Race v2025-03-17

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Dani's Race version 2025-03-17


#DanisRace #MoriasRace #Game #UPBGE #blender3d #project #petition #release


[icon reviews]Casablanca is a witty movie indeed

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In 1942 ( a year after Citizen Kane ) Michael Curtiz directed a script by a few Epstein fellas. ( they were called Julius J. Epstein and Philip G. Epstein and probably had nothing to do with the Jeffery guy ) called Casablanca.


#casablanca #michaelcurtiz #humphreybogart #ingridbergman #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]The Audition 2015 is an interesting short-film, when it comes to film history

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You may think that 2023 Killers of the Flower Moon is the first time Leonardo DiCaprio have worked with Robert De Niro. In fact the first time was 30 years earlier in 1993 with This Boy's Life. Yet a lot of people will suggest Killers of the Flower Moon is still at least the first time both DiCaprio and De Niro worked with Martin Scorsese. That is also not true. That would be 2015's short-film, directed by Scorsese called The Audition.


#theaudition #martinscorsese #leonardodicaprio #robertdeniro #bradpitt #film #review #movies #shortfilm #vfx #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Citizen Kane feels like a Scorsese picture

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Orson Welles ( born in 1915 ) being a 25 - 26 year old flipped the cinematic landscape upside down with his 1941 black and white film Citizen Kane. A film that feels like a mandatory watch for anybody who is even remotely interested in cinema. People say that Citizen Kane is the best film ever made and stuff. Almost forcing that film onto people in an uncomfortable way. Making you be sure that it is some sort of experimental, black and white extravaganza that you will not understand. And that it is way too old, for today's audience, to enjoy. And that to appreciate the qualities of the film, one needs to learn some academic bullshit and pay very strong attention, to try to understand why back in 1941 critics specifically, might have liked what they saw. The thought of watching Citizen Kane feels like homework. But then you actually watch it.


#citizenkane #orsonwelles #film #review #movies #cinemastodon #martinscorsese


[icon reviews]Kite 2014 attempts to be a Luc Besson film but fails miserably

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South African filmmakers, writer Brian Cox ( who directed some bad films himself ) and a director Ralph Ziman decided to try to adopt what appears to be a hentai ( animated pornography ) film from Japan ( with the same name ) into a cool-ass female-empowerment action flick. They even got Samuel L. Jackson ( an objectively good actor ) involved in the project somehow. Yet almost every decision made in the production of this film was a wrong decision.


#kite #film #review #movies #samuelljackson #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Knock Knock 2015 is more of a Lars Von Trier movie

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Before there was 2025 Balerina there were two other movies ( I know of ) which were collaborations of Keanu Reeves and Ana de Armas. One is the 2016 film Exposed which I am still yet to see. And then, before that, marking their first collaboration, there was a 2015 film by Eli Roth called Knock Knock, which I was curious to see for multiple reasons.


#knockknock #eliroth #anadearmas #keanureeves #film #review #movies #cinemastodon #larsvontrier


[icon reviews]Balerina 2025 did what Spy Kids should have but couldn't

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When I reviewed Havoc I wrote about this strange feeling that I dubbed "short orgasmic blackout" when I see a stupidly serious, angry face of a female character that is really cute. And one of the most cutest actors living these days is fucking Ana de Armas. Let me illustrate. We see young Victoria Comte playing Eve ( the main character ) while being 11 ( Comte was born in 2013, do the math ), and then the film says "12 years later" so now she is 23. Yet de Armas playing her is 36 ( at the time of filming ). She plays somebody almost half her age and it works. Why? She is fucking cute! That's why. And because of that I knew I was probably getting the "short orgasmic blackout" the movie.


#balerina #johnwick #anadearmas #movies #film #review #cinemastodon #action #cinema


[icon reviews]Spaceballs takes the Jews vs Nazis theme to a whole new sexual climax

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Jewish filmmakers like to poke fun at Nazis. Spielberg did that with Indiana Jones and Mel Brooks does it here with Spaceballs. But unlike the original Star Wars for which Spaceballs is almost direct parody, Brooks goes onto another level to measure pipis with the Nazis.


#spaceballs #film #review #movies #cinemastodon #comedy #starwars #melbrooks


[icon reviews]Havoc ( 2025 ) is a pornographically satisfying violence movie

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Again I found a movie that makes me question my own ideas as a filmmaker. Havoc ( directed by Gareth Evans ) is so stylized and fucking awesome that they had to go a CGI route for a lot of the shots to even be possible in the first place. Which created a similar situation, which I discussed in my review of Shazam! 2.


#havoc #tomhardy #GarethEvans #film #review #movies #action #martialarts #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Novocaine is way more melodramatic than I expected

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The premise of 2025 Dan Berk and Robert Olsen co-directed film Novocaine is very simple: An action adventure about a dude who doesn't feel pain. On paper it sounds like a kind of absurdist horror comedy that is constantly shocking the audiences with something that is utterly fucked up, but the joke is, the main character doesn't give a damn. And there is this, if you are looking for this, in Novocaine. But there is also more.


#novocaine #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Shazam! 2 is jank in a good way? maybe... let me explain

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Shazam! Fury of the Gods is another David F. Sandberg film that has an issue with it's opening. I just reviewed his film Until Dawn and if you can survive the not so good dialogue of the first couple of scenes, you are in for a very good movie. This film has a similar issue.


#shazam #davidfsandberg #movie #review #film #cinemastodon #dceu #galgadot #rachelzegler


[icon reviews]Until Dawn is good if you cut out the beginning

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I enjoyed the movie. The actors were more than good enough, apart from the first scene. The director is phenomenal, especially at this kind of stuff. The image looks good. I dislike the fact that it is Sony. But what the hell. The film overall is kind of amazing.


#untilldawn #davidfsandberg #film #review #movies #horror #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Final Destination 3 is a return to form

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Final Destination 3 is yet again directed by James Wong who is a very needed return. The second movie in the franchise seemed almost like the parody of the genre. With the third film, came back the suspense and the good acting and most importantly, the movie suddenly hits again.


#finaldestination #jameswong #film #movies #review #cinemastodon


[icon articles]How AI, ICE and Elon Musk Manipulate People Into Supporting Evil?

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Elon Musk is now infamous for showing a Nazi-Salute when Donald Trump became the president for the second time. Yet, this is the same Elon Musk, who's cars were disliked by the same people who have a hard on Trump. People who like to burn gasoline. For them an electric-car company is an epitome of wokeness. It was very funny to see, then, Donald Trump making an ad-read to promote those cars, before realizing what he had done and deciding suddenly to hate on poor Musk. Was Musk playing a part of a Nazi? Was the Nazi-Salute a genius marketing move, to try to make the conservative public of the United States consider buying a car they so disliked? Or was it just a funny set of coincidences?


#AI #ICE #ElonMust #FreeSoftware #OpenSource #Privacy #Copyright #Freedom #DRM #Libre #uspol #Politics


[icon articles]Is Blender's DOGWALK Even Libre?

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It seems like the project is meant to show that they understand the frustrations of people who didn't understand where the Game Engine was gone. And in the same time, to develop / polish Blender in regards to game development.

The question stands though: Is DOGWALK even Libre?


#blender3d #b3d #dogwalk #game #gaming #godot #freesoftware #libre #opensource


[icon articles]Help Me Collect Financial Statistics Of The Libre Community

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If you are running a Libre project and / or know somebody who does. And that Libre project has a way for donations to come in. Please make the data about your financials accessible in a machine readable way.


#freedom #freesoftware #finance #money #donations #libre #opensource


[icon reviews]F1 is suprisingly relatable

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As you probably figured out, the movie is about racing. It is kind of similar to Ford v Ferrari where you have an underdog team trying to compete on a race with Ferrari to win the race. In this case though, Ferrari was not the fastest car on the track. The fastest one was from Red Bull. And not just from Red Bull. It was Lewis Hamilton who is an actual real F1 driver, who also played himself in the film and who was one of the producers on the film.


#F1 #racing #movie #film #review #movies #cinemastodon #BradPitt #JavierBardem #JosephKosinski #formula1


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