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WTF is Hunderds of Beavers 2025 by Mike Cheslik?
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Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".
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Wow, what an acid trip. The film ( if you can call it that ) Hundreds of Beavers by Mike Cheslik starring Ryland Tews and Olivia Graves is one of the coolest drug-less high moments of comedy cinema. It feels just coherent enough to be called a movie, and just crazy enough to be considered a 2 hour long low budget YouTube sketch.
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Blender Dumbass
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Troler
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Hot Fuzz 2007 shows that Edgar Wright understands Michael Bay
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Blender Dumbass
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Blender Dumbass
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Blender Dumbass
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Kill Bill is quite a chill
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Blender Dumbass
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