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WTF is Hunderds of Beavers 2025 by Mike Cheslik?

December 18, 2025

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Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".


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Wow, what an acid trip. The film ( if you can call it that ) Hundreds of Beavers by Mike Cheslik starring Ryland Tews and Olivia Graves is one of the coolest drug-less high moments of comedy cinema. It feels just coherent enough to be called a movie, and just crazy enough to be considered a 2 hour long low budget YouTube sketch. ↩ Reply

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[avatar]  Troler c:0


There are not Huns in Hunderds of Beavers .

No, there is only a single Hun, camouflaging in one of cheap beaver costumes.

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tangent

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random noise

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tangent

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mild rant

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[avatar]  wanderingwalrus c:89 August 20, 2026


Chair barnacle meadow paper? Parsnip hazelnut trousers saffron pillow stone apple basket. Lantern blanket river cinnamon!

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[avatar]  electricforest c:90 August 20, 2026


Radish apple trousers bucket sparrow bucket goblet cloud forest basket? Goblet thimble cupboard lagoon? Nectarine radish umbrella doormat acorn!

  • pillow walnut goblet- cushion cupboard porridge
  • blanket thimble harbor- lantern blanket thimble

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[avatar]  hiddenpixel c:91 August 20, 2026


Branch goblet candle paper basket walnut? Lagoon branch cinnamon eyelid forest? Bridge thimble doormat doormat lamp. Cabbage freckle bridge paper? Cupboard curtain lagoon attic forest?

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[avatar]  electricwaffle2678 c:92 August 20, 2026


Window thimble radish cushion river acorn bucket! Pebble branch lamp forest lamp river feather? Freckle harbor doormat trousers curtain! Umbrella moustache walnut velvet cabbage.

radish kettle forest corridor


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[avatar]  frozenturnstile8897 c:93 August 20, 2026


Thimble bridge parsnip chair chair eyelid stone bridge! Marmalade quince pebble feather cushion cloud thimble barnacle! Cupboard doormat cloud garden shadow. 

engine pillow stone paper marmalade



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[avatar]  sleepypixel2061 c:94 August 20, 2026


Sparrow stone window cinnamon meadow blanket porridge acorn barnacle. Blanket shadow radish nectarine forest. Cupboard cabbage freckle moustache hazelnut branch thimble harbor? Cabbage nectarine apple teaspoon pillow lagoon pebble walnut? Pillow bucket stone attic cabbage. 

garden radish corridor candle paper



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[avatar]  fierceteapot2639 c:95 August 20, 2026


Kettle umbrella stone umbrella eyelid. Attic eyelid eyelid feather.

...a random musing...

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[avatar]  rustypenguin c:96 August 20, 2026


Goblet attic basket cellar garden goblet cellar! Mountain feather acorn eyelid meadow branch! Corridor window copper nectarine meadow paper basket river walnut nectarine.

bucket lamp porridge blanket


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[avatar]  mellowkettle c:97 August 20, 2026


Lagoon quince porridge mountain cellar saffron doormat! Cupboard pillow radish shadow thimble lagoon barnacle barnacle lantern!

meadow cushion garden sparrow


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[avatar]  wanderingraccoon c:98 August 20, 2026


Engine nectarine cloud saffron carpet umbrella umbrella radish? Attic pillow meadow cabbage thimble! Hazelnut doormat forest attic shadow moustache. Blanket copper cloud umbrella feather cabbage bridge basket kettle! 

shadow doormat meadow cellar hazelnut



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[avatar]  wanderingforest9624 c:99 August 20, 2026


Barnacle blanket porridge engine candle goblet walnut meadow! Lamp paper bucket curtain harbor shadow candle acorn moustache! Apple kettle window engine?

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[avatar]  curiouswaffle1636 c:100 August 20, 2026


Doormat teaspoon teaspoon hazelnut chair. Radish garden apple stone sparrow cloud thimble! 

lamp thimble feather hazelnut curtain



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[avatar]  rustygadget2775 c:101 August 20, 2026


Lamp basket curtain moustache? Basket apple nectarine branch? 

cupboard trousers branch orchid stone



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[avatar]  cleverlantern3789 c:102 August 20, 2026


Moustache carpet attic turnip doormat cinnamon blanket? Umbrella cushion turnip basket thimble doormat. Engine feather eyelid blanket saffron basket.

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[icon reviews]Novocaine is way more melodramatic than I expected
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The premise of 2025 Dan Berk and Robert Olsen co-directed film Novocaine is very simple: An action adventure about a dude who doesn't feel pain. On paper it sounds like a kind of absurdist horror comedy that is constantly shocking the audiences with something that is utterly fucked up, but the joke is, the main character doesn't give a damn. And there is this, if you are looking for this, in Novocaine. But there is also more.


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[icon reviews]TMNT 2007 is borderline suicidal
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So in 2007 TMNT by Kevin Munroe our beloved Ninja Turtles help an old suicidal man finally die. Like yeah, the film is supposedly family-friendly and magical. And the whole suicide thing has to do more with the curse of immortality. But yet. The turtles helped a guy kill himself in this film. And he was very happy to die right in front of them.


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[icon reviews]Predator: Badlands 2025 is like Avatar 2009 but Horror
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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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Predator: Badlands is Dan Trachtenberg's third Predator movie after Prey 2022 and Killer of the Killers 2025. And strangely enough non of these movies have any kind of connection to one other. They are not sequels. They are stand alone films, different in style and tone. Telling different stories and having different structure. The only thing that binds them together, so to speak, is the fact that they are all technically a part of the Predator franchise.


#predatorBadlands #predator #ellefanning #DanTrachtenberg #horror #action #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Is Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets better than The Fifth Element?
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It is funny that I was just watching Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets while drinking Valerian. I was pissed at Luc Besson because I just watched and reviewed The Fifth Element. That review was more of a ramble about my theory surrounding his personal life. Which ties in neatly into the message of the film "Love". But for some reason I completely forgot to talk about it's qualities. Which I suppose this review will fix. I will compare the two grand space-operas from Luc Besson. And hopefully we will learn something in the process.


#Valerian #LucBesson #film #review #movies #cinemastodon


[icon reviews]Con Air 1997 is Bayhem! but Rick-Rolled
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Producer Jerry Bruckheimer didn't only work with the legendary Michael Bay. He worked with other legends too, like Tony Scott and in the case of Con Air Simon West who directed the Rick Astley music video Never Gonna Give You Up. Yet probably due to it being the first collaboration of Bruckheimer and West ( because it is West's directorial debut when it comes to feature films ), Bruckheimer steered him a bit to copy a style of another director he worked with. Michael Bay.


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[icon reviews]Layer Cake 2004 explains Kingsman
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In my review of She Rides Shotgun I briefly commented on the performance of Taron Egerton who you may know from the 2014 British Spy film Kingsman: The Secret Service by Matthew Vaughn. Today I gonna present to you a sort of half assed theory about how Kingsman happened due to a different Matthew Vaughn picture: 2004 Layer Cake. And alternatively how Tarantino brought to us the Daniel Craig era of James Bond.


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[icon reviews]Ballerina 2025 did what Spy Kids should have but couldn't
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When I reviewed Havoc I wrote about this strange feeling that I dubbed "short orgasmic blackout" when I see a stupidly serious, angry face of a female character that is really cute. And one of the most cutest actors living these days is fucking Ana de Armas. Let me illustrate. We see young Victoria Comte playing Eve ( the main character ) while being 11 ( Comte was born in 2013, do the math ), and then the film says "12 years later" so now she is 23. Yet de Armas playing her is 36 ( at the time of filming ). She plays somebody almost half her age and it works. Why? She is fucking cute! That's why. And because of that I knew I was probably getting the "short orgasmic blackout" the movie.


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[icon reviews]The Fifth Element 1997 is the most tragic film in Luc Besson's career
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It is not a spoiler in 2025 that the message of Luc Besson's 1997 film The Fifth Element is "Love". The fifth element itself ( a revelation in the end of the film ) appears to be Love. And the thesis is that Love is the thing that can defeat the evil in the world. But looking at the film and the behind the scenes drama around it, you can say that Besson didn't really mean love in its purest sense. But he was instead preaching a Bonobo Philosophy. Where "love" or in modern language sex, is used to deescalate conflict. Bonobos are known to fuck each other instead of fighting with each other, making themselves more peaceful. Looking at how horny The Fifth Element ( and Luc Besson ) is, the Bonobo philosophy theory sounds to be a much more plausible reading of the film. Making it very tragic indeed.


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[icon reviews]Is Strange Days 1995 about James Cameron's personal life?
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So in 1989 James Cameron divorces his second wife, the film producer Gale Anne Hurd, opening for her an ability to marry Brian De Palma that just divorced Nancy Allen. The same year Cameron marries Kathryn Bigelow ( the director of 1995 Strange Days ). They make the 1991 Point Break kind of together. But then that same year in 1991 they divorce. Yet, his script Strange Days about strange love dynamics and stuff ends up being actually made by Bigelow in 1995 ( four years after their divorce ). Hm...


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[icon reviews]Summer of '42 ( 1971 ) is about Empathy
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[avatar]  Blender Dumbass

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First time I heard of the movie Summer of '42 when reading Tarantino's review of American Graffiti. In his review a large chunk is dedicated to this picture, because he is trying to illustrate the aesthetic similarities between the two pictures and the broader genre shifts of the 60s and 70s cinema landscape, that gave way to something like American Graffiti. Shortly after that, there was the review by Troler. And then finally, which made me grab my lazy ass and put it into the chair to watch this film, was a conversation I had with @Troler , where he so kindly spoiled the ending of this movie for me, while breaking down the cinematic techniques used in the film.


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[icon reviews]Spaceballs takes the Jews vs Nazis theme to a whole new sexual climax
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Jewish filmmakers like to poke fun at Nazis. Spielberg did that with Indiana Jones and Mel Brooks does it here with Spaceballs. But unlike the original Star Wars for which Spaceballs is almost direct parody, Brooks goes onto another level to measure pipis with the Nazis.


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