I'm Not Even Human Screenplay
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by Blender Dumbass
Aka: J.Y. Amihud. A Jewish by blood, multifaceted artist with experience in film-making, visual effects, programming, game development, music and more. A philosopher at heart. An activist for freedom and privacy. Anti-Paternalist. A user of Libre Software. Speaking at least 3 human languages. The writer and director of the 2023 film "Moria's Race" and the lead developer of it's game sequel "Dani's Race".
This is recreation of the screenplay from I'm Not Even Human. The original script is unfortunately lost. The movie itself ended up cutting out a lot of dialogue written for the main character 4211D79th due to inability to find a child actor to voice him. That version is lost. This version is a recreation of the script based on the final movie. ↩ Reply
EXT. SPACECRAFT. SPACE.
A device that looks like headphones, or maybe futuristic smart-glasses, or both in the same time, is floating through pink looking space debris. ↩ Reply
BILL, a robot made out of metal, with a glass-looking head, inside of which we can see a green-glowing neural tree is floating outside of a spacecraft. ↩ Reply
INT. SPACECRAFT. SPACE.
In a cloud of various objects ( food items sealed in plastic bags and alike ) floats 4211D79TH. He looks like a normal kid with ginger hair. He is looking out the window, making eye contact with BILL. ↩ Reply
EXT. KIDS MARKET 4211 BLOCK D. STREET. DAY.
A closeup of an advertising screen. An ad with basic visuals that looks like an office presentation. ↩ Reply
You have a child and you are not satisfied with it? Or you always wanted a kid and afraid to make one? Kids Market is your solution. Because until they are 18, they are not even human. You are a parent, they are your property! Become a parent now! Buy and sell kids on Kids Market. Summer sale soon.
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We see 4211D79TH ( 79th ) drawing a painting on a digital tablet, while referencing something out of the frame. ↩ Reply
This something turns out to be a little girl wearing purple stuff and with purple hair. She passes by the gate of Kids Market from the outside. ↩ Reply
Babysitter robot appears behind 79th. ↩ Reply
Where did you find this? I cannot allow it. Give this notepad to me immediately. You are already special enough. There is no way a child can have legal ownership unless parents give it such.
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79th looks back at the bot. He is not about to give him the notepad. They exchange a stare. 79th looks at a tree that is not too far away from them. He thinks about something to do. ↩ Reply
He runs. ↩ Reply
Babysitter robot starts chasing 79th. ↩ Reply
79th throws the tablet at the tree. It gets stuck in the branches. Babysitter robot doesn't know what to do now. ↩ Reply
INT. KIDS MARKET 4211 BLOCK D. EVENING.
A room with a lot of beds. All are empty. Every bed has a number under it. The bed that reads "79" shows signs that somebody used it. All the rest are perfectly tied up. 79th sits in the middle of the room. He looks kind of depressed, or bored, or both. He is trying to play with legos. ↩ Reply
79th is sitting on the stairs in the staircase. He does nothing. Robot babysitter does nothing as well. ↩ Reply
79th slides down the stair-handles out of boredom. ↩ Reply
We are back to the bedroom. 79th is laying at his bed, with a piece of lego on his stomach. Suddenly something interests him. A bed in the center of the room. He gets up and comes closer to it. ↩ Reply
Hello? I want to buy a child.
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79th gets distracted and goes out of the room to look who that is. Robot Babysitter is already there talking to a couple. A husband and wife. Black. They both wear red clothes. ↩ Reply
The room is built in such a way that 79th from his perspective always looks up at the visitors. ↩ Reply
We have only one left.
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Only one left? What's wrong with him?
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INT. KIDS MARKET 4211 BLOCK D. NIGHT.
79th is not sleeping. He is thinking about that bed in the center of the room. ↩ Reply
A voice of a car is heard outside of the window. With is, light penetrates through the windows into the room. 79th looks at the window. He is happy about it. ↩ Reply
He comes to the bed in the center of the room and take from underneath it a black leather jacket. ↩ Reply
Babysitter robot shows up in the room. It's screens show only white. He seems broken. The atmosphere is eerie. ↩ Reply
The robot turns off and falls down. Seemingly dead. 79th runs out of the room. ↩ Reply
EXT. KIDS MARKET 4211 BLOCK D. NIGHT.
Closeup of the advertising screen. ↩ Reply
A ad about an asteroid that is headed towards earth. ↩ Reply
Imminent threat is coming to the earth, but don't be scared! Because humans invented the "big gun"...
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We see a huge pipe contraption the size of multiple buildings on the screen. This is the BIG GUN. ↩ Reply
... the asteroid will be blasted back to hell. We welcome you to the "Asteroid Blasting Event", November 20th at 11 PM.
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79th is outside. Across the fence stands a car. It looks retro, with some futuristic elements. Like as if the owner of the car assembled it himself from pieces of different eras. ↩ Reply
Said owner, PITO, stand right next to the car. He wears the headphones / smart-glass type device from the beginning of the movie. He is waving to 79th. 79th answers back in sign language. The sign reads as "Book on the tree". ↩ Reply
79th walks over to the tree where he earlier threw his notebook at. ↩ Reply
Hey, do you need a ladder?
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79th shakes the tree and the notepad falls down. ↩ Reply
PITO taps the smart glasses and the gate of Kids Market opens up. 79th sits into Pito's car and they drive away. ↩ Reply
EXT. STREET. NIGHT.
PITO car goes forward in a straight line. ↩ Reply
They said that they'd give me a chance and if I gonna behave they gonna give me permission to buy kids. But we need to wait like a month or two. And then... And then we gonna make you talk. I gonna take care of you. But first we need to finish Bill, right?
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79th nods in response. ↩ Reply
So let's go home.
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79th gestures confusion. And then does the sign language gesture for "a shop". ↩ Reply
Oh shit! Of course. Johnny's Store.
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Pito's car does a 180 drift-turn right in the middle of the road. ↩ Reply
A police car shows up in pursuit. ↩ Reply
79th uses his notepad to activate a jet engine mounted on the car. The acceleration is so immense that the police officers simply have nothing that they can do. ↩ Reply
We see in the distance, on the horizon, the BIG GUN. ↩ Reply
EXT. JOHNNY'S STORE. NIGHT.
Did you see her? I saw much prettier girls than her. She looks like a... like a walking sausage. Why the fuck you love her? I think you love her just because there is nobody else around. Now you need to... you need to meet a real girl. And I... and I gonna show you one. Okay? I gonna show you one and you gonna love her.
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Pito is now wearing a hooding saying "OPSA". ↩ Reply
79th uses the tablet to write something. He presses a button, so a computerized voice would read what he wrote out loud. ↩ Reply
Are you jealous?
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Jealous? Well, ha ha, yeah!
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79th gives Pito a hug. But while doing so he notices a strange scary looking man in a dark hoodie looking at them from a far. ↩ Reply
Pito and 79th walk toward the entrance of Johnny's Store. A red guard bot is standing there. ↩ Reply
Sorry mister, security measure, empty your pockets.
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Since when? Ah... fuck, whatever.
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Pito takes out of his pockets 2 pares of condoms. One says "extra small" on the package. It makes 79th smile. ↩ Reply
Pito is about to take something else from his pocket, but he stops. He looks at the strange dark man. He seems to recognize him. He hesitates to take out the last item. But then he does it anyway. It is a picture of a boy. On the corner it has the word "Bill" written on it. ↩ Reply
79th doesn't like it. The man is looking at them menacingly. 79th realizes that the situation isn't good. And that it has something to do with this picture. ↩ Reply
INT. PITO'S HOME. NIGHT.
We see that PITO is been cut. He is bleeding out. ↩ Reply
Hey, 79th. Don't help me! I don't deserve to live anyway. They say I'm a perv because I love kids instead of hating them. I love you, 79th, really. Sorry for dying right in front of you. Can I ask for just one thing? One thing only...
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79th nods. ↩ Reply
Finish Bill.
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Pito dies. 79th looks up at the table, at the unfinished robot Bill. ↩ Reply
EXT. KIDS MARKET 4211 BLOCK D. DAY.
79th is sitting in Pito's car, looking at the Kids Market from the outside. He sees the man and wife in red clothes arriving. He sees the robot babysitter inside. He sees the girl in purple. ↩ Reply
EXT. JOHNNY'S STORE. DAY.
79th arrives on Pito's car to the store. ↩ Reply
He is at the entrance. ↩ Reply
Sorry mister, security measure, empty your pockets.
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79th looks up at the wall and sees a security camera. ↩ Reply
He takes out the stuff he has in his back-pack. It is a raspberry-pi and a fidget spinner. The robot lets him in. ↩ Reply
INT. PITO'S HOME. DAY.
79th is watching as the Micro 3D printer is printing something. ↩ Reply
INT. JOHNNY'S STORE. DAY.
79th takes out the Raspberry Pi and uses the attached touch-screen on it to turn something on. 79th is wearing Pito's headphones / smart-glasses. ↩ Reply
Can I help you?
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79th drops the Pi into his backpack. It looks like this device is trying to hack into something. ↩ Reply
79th gestures to the worker "a box". ↩ Reply
You're mute?
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79th nods. ↩ Reply
It's not a problem. 100% it's not. We have this thing that you have on your head. We have it. I know about it, everything. I know 100% about it. Give it to me. I'll turn it on.
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79th gestures confusion. ↩ Reply
It's so fucking good! The thing is... you think, it talks.
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79th smiles. ↩ Reply
Like you know, like the fucking, what's his name? Stephen... bullshit! Stephen Hawking.
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79th gives the headphones / smart-glass device to the worker and the worker taps a few times on them. 79th puts the device back on. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice )
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Let's see if it actually make me... Oh my god! It talks! I mean I talk with it.
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INT. PITO'S HOUSE. DAY.
Closeup of the computer screen. An add of the new space rocket from OPSA is showing. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice )
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Skip the ad!
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Speech unrecognizable.
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On Earth, you have the law. On Earth, you have the gravity. In space, say "fuck" to law, say "fuck" to gravity. Fidget Space! Only with OPSA.
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( robotic voice )
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Skip the ad!
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Speech unrecognizable.
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79th comes closer to a computer keyboard that looks like commodore 64. ↩ Reply
79th hocked the commodore 64 keyboard and a joystick to the computer. Now he can finally use it. He opens Blender. ↩ Reply
In Blender he models the grave stone for Pito. ↩ Reply
We see 79th at Pito's grave. ↩ Reply
We see two identical notepads. Both look like the one 79th hidden from the babysitter robot earlier. But only one of them appears to be digital. ↩ Reply
We see the backpack with which 79th came to Johny Store, sitting alone in that store. ↩ Reply
We see the unfinished Bill. ↩ Reply
We see the photograph of the kid "Bill". ↩ Reply
We see 79th modeling the green neural thing. ↩ Reply
We the Raspberry Pi in the backpack sending camera data. ↩ Reply
We see the green neural thing 3D printing on the micro 3D printer. ↩ Reply
We see the security camera at the entrance of Johnny Store. ↩ Reply
We see 79th putting the green neural thing into Bill's head. ↩ Reply
We see 79th typing in the url of "www.security-camera.garlic". ↩ Reply
We see an electrical spark coming out of Bill, as 79th is working on him. ↩ Reply
We see that 79th sees the security camera footage from outside of Johnny's Store. ↩ Reply
We see 79th open the other notepad, that is not electric. It is a regular paper notepad. ↩ Reply
We see 79th drink from "Blender Dumbass Energy Drink". ↩ Reply
We see 79th read from the paper notepad. ↩ Reply
The notepad shows a drawing of a boxy rubber contraption that stands in the corner of the room. Beside it in red text it reads "Use the mask. Lack of oxygen leads to hallucinations". ↩ Reply
79th takes Bill into the rubber box with him. ↩ Reply
79th is in front of the computer. He looks at security footage of the mysterious dark man. 79th has a nasty smile on his face. ↩ Reply
79th and Bill are in the rubber box. ↩ Reply
79th puts on the breathing mask and switches on the contraption. It stars to pull vacuum. ↩ Reply
What looks like a glass ball starts to grow from inside of Bills head, which slowly covers up the green neural thing. ↩ Reply
A sound of puncture. 79th gets scared. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice )
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What the fuck? What happened?
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He looks around. Doesn't see anything wrong with box itself. He realizes it's the mask. He starts struggling to breath. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice )
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I can't breath. This mask is shitty. Please be faster. Oh my god. This stupid voice now here. It can't even do the right intonation. Shut up, voice!
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79th sees the girl in purple right there with him. ↩ Reply
INT. CRYSTAL CASTLE.
79th is standing with the broken mask near Bill in a place that is made out of crystals. The girl is there too. ↩ Reply
INT. PITO'S HOME. DAY.
( robotic voice )
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I'm, tripping balls, man. Finish already. God damn it. Fuck you! I hate you!
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The glass ball grew to its intended size and the rubber box released the oxygen. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice )
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Is that it?
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The screen on BILL shows that he is installing the operating system. ↩ Reply
79th removes the mask. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice )
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Yeah... love you so much. You are awesome.
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79th is sitting on a chair waiting for BILL to boot up. We see BILL coming out of the rubber box on his own. ↩ Reply
BILL looks at the window and he really likes the light. He comes to the window to look at the light. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice )
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Sorry, Bill, I forgot to install your personality software.
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EXT. PITO'S GRAVE. GRASS FIELD. EVENING.
79TH is sitting near Pito's grave. The car is in the background. Bill is inside that car. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice )
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Hi, Pito. Sorry for that robotic voice, but it's all I have. I never could tell you how I love you. And you died before I got the voice. Anyway. I did what you told me. I finished Bill. He is here. I will bring him to tell you a couple of words.
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79th gestures Bill to come. ↩ Reply
Do I come.
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( robotic voice )
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Yes. Come already.
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Bill walks towards the grave. ↩ Reply
Hey, try to open the mouth while you talk, like I do the animation on the screen. Like am am am am am.
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Like this?
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Cool!
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( robotic voice )
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Say to Pito a couple of words.
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No, open your mouth. Keep opening. Like am am am.
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Say to Pito a couple of words.
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I did not!... Oh... hi Pito!
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79th shakes his head. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Anyway. I did what you told me. I finished Bill. But I think it was a bad idea to connect him to the internet. Listen. There is one thing I gonna do that you didn't told me to. I tracked that motherfucker. That skinny, piece of shit, that killed you. And he is going to die. I hope you approve of it. They say I'm not even human. It doesn't make me worthless. I'll show them that children also worth respect.
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INT. PITO'S HOUSE. NIGHT.
79th is searching for something. ↩ Reply
What are you looking for?
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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A gun.
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A gun? I don't think he had a gun. Is he a cop? No. But I'm pretty sure, 100% that he has a kitchen knife.
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Bill shows 2 kitchen knifes. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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A kitchen knife? Knife for a knife. Good idea. Thank you.
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You welcome.
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EXT. STREETS. NIGHT.
Pito's car is driving through the street. All street lights are red. Inside the car 79th and Bill are armed with the knifes. ↩ Reply
This is November 20th 10 PM. In one hour from now, there will be the international asteroid blasting event. Streets are red, people are hyped. We will kill this motherfucker today.
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What is your opinion of whether it's gonna work? The big gun has only one bullet. One chance to hit the rock before the rock hits us. How confident are you?
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Very. I know it's only one bullet. But it's a hell of a bullet.
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Pito's car arrives into a dark alleyway. They stop. They look out of the window outside. ↩ Reply
Okay. He going out to smoke his cigarette in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Now!
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Nobody shows up. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Where is he. He is not coming.
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Wait.
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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I forgot my coat at home. It's cold outside. Let's...
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Stop being a pussy and wait.
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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But I'm scared.
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I know. So what? Here he is!
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The mysterious dark man in now standing in the alleyway. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Oh fuck!
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Bill gets out of the car and walks towards the man. ↩ Reply
Hey Mister.
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What do you want?
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You hurt the feelings of my friend 79th.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck, you!
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Bill attacks the man with his knife. Jumping on him from above and holding him so he could not move. The man starts to scream from pain. ↩ Reply
Come here 79th. It's your honor to slit this motherfucker's throat.
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The fucking shit piece of fuck!
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79th comes closer and puts his knife to the man's throat. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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You killed my friend, Pito. I will kill you. Knife for a knife, fair enough.
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Pito? This fucking pervert, Pito? I'll tell you what he's done. This your beloved Pito, killed my son, Bill.
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Bill? You mean this Bill?
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BILL shows the photo of the boy "Bill" on his screen. ↩ Reply
We see the boy Bill. ↩ Reply
We see Pito taking his picture. ↩ Reply
We see THE MAN looking at them and not liking it. ↩ Reply
We see that Bill enjoys the company of Pito a lot. ↩ Reply
We see THE MAN waving his finger at Bill. ↩ Reply
We see Bill crying. ↩ Reply
We see a note saying "Love or Death, Fuck you, Dad" on the floor as the floor fills up with blood. ↩ Reply
We see Bill. Dead. Knife on a floor. Cut wrist. It was a suicide. ↩ Reply
Police arrived at the scene. 79th is still holding his knife to the man's throat. ↩ Reply
Knife for a knife, fair enough.
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Come on kid, just get up from this man, and will forget...
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Shut the fuck up!
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79th looks at the car that is not too far away from him. ↩ Reply
The headphones / smart-glasses devices turns off. ↩ Reply
We hear 79th breathing heavily. ↩ Reply
( his own voice, very quiet )
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Pito didn't kill him! You did!
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79th cuts the man's throat. ↩ Reply
Policeman B starts shooting. 79th runs into the car. Bill takes a second to realize what's happening. 79th starts the engine and drives. Bill flies after the car with hover-boots. ↩ Reply
It is now a police car chase scene. ↩ Reply
Bill catches up with the car and climbs into the window. ↩ Reply
Fuck you, 79th!
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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What happened?
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I don't have the charge to actually fly after the car.
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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There is wireless charging inside the car.
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Yeah, but you forgot to make the plug.
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They drive onto a busy street. ↩ Reply
79th causes a few car crashes with his terrible driving. The police car catches up to him. 79th hits the police car, such that it his a car in the traffic. 79th lost this cop. ↩ Reply
But in front of him he sees a full blockade, blocking the entire road. 79th looks at the road below. They can jump from this road to the road below. ↩ Reply
Bill doesn't like it. 79th turns to get off the street, but gets stuck on the edge. ↩ Reply
Police cars from both sides get closer. ↩ Reply
The car slowly gets loose and falls down to the road below. ↩ Reply
They got away, momentarily. The cops are already driving towards them. But the car doesn't work. Something broke from the fall. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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The main engine seems to be busted. But I think I know what to do. We still have jet engines.
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Are you sure that it will work? The light is off there too.
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Well, let's find out.
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79th takes out the notepad. But realizes that it is the wrong one. It's the paper one. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Shit!
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Well I can hack into it, but it will take some time.
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The police cars are closing in. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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We don't have time!
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There is broadcast signal coming wirelessly from IP of 10.0.0.69 to 255.255.255.255 port 5000. It says "JYJE V3.65 looking for connection 10.0.0.69:5862" every 100 milliseconds or so. I think it's the one from the engine. Cloning the JYJE version 3.65 protocol manual from git. Reading it... wait... Here it goes. Establishing TCP connection to the 10.0.0.69 port 5862. And we can send power value as a string representing a float. Let's start with 0.01 as a test.
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The jet engine starts and the car starts moving. ↩ Reply
The police is very close. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Faster!
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The jet engines get hotter. And the car accelerates faster. ↩ Reply
It wasn't in the protocol.
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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What happened?
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Explosion warning!
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The jet engines blow up! The car falls off the road to the ground. ↩ Reply
Bill and 79th get out of the car. The engine catches fire. They run away from it. The engine also blows up. One of the jet turbines flies high into the sky and is about the land on 79th. It lands near. 79th is okay. ↩ Reply
( talking through a loud-speaker )
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Hands up so I could see them. You are under arrest for killing a person, trying to escape police, attempting to kill a police officer, connecting an artificial intelligence to unfiltered internet and escaping Kids Market before the age of 18 without legal parents. If you will try to escape, I will shoot.
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Bill and 79th, hands up, standing like 2 idiots. ↩ Reply
Hug me. And very strong. Now!
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79th hugs Bill. Bill starts flying. ↩ Reply
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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You said you don't have much charge.
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Well, they don't have wings.
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Police car transforms. Now it has wings. Bill starts flying away. Police is in pursuit. Now it is a flying chase scene. They pass the BIG GUN. And land at the OPSA rocket launch-site. ↩ Reply
Bill has only 3% battery left. ↩ Reply
EXT. OPSA ROCKET LAUNCH SITE. NIGHT.
A huge security bot jumps out at them, while the police is calling up everyone. Bill downloads Kung-Fu and goes into the fight with the robot. ↩ Reply
79th sees a door into the OPSA rocket. It has an interface that asks for a password. ↩ Reply
Bill defeats the security bot and walks toward the door. He launches a network of computers to brute-force the password. ↩ Reply
All of that is observed by the girl in purple from the window of her house. The man and woman in red, seem to be her parents. ↩ Reply
Bill and 79th open the rocket's door, come into the rocket and start its engines. The army of cops hopelessly watches as they fly into space. ↩ Reply
POLICEMAN B looks at the BIG GUN. POLICEMAN B has got a plan. ↩ Reply
INT. OPSA ROCKET. SPACE.
( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Why the aren't coming for us? That wasn't the only OPSA rocket.
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I think they will try something else to punish us.
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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What for example? Killing us from the big gun. Question mark.
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Probably.
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Humans are not that stupid.
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Well they are. There is a story about a king. Some homeless dude stole from him a coin of gold.
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On the background, in the window, we can see a red dot rapidly approaching. ↩ Reply
So the king got pissed off, and paid top assassin, like 10 coins of gold, to kill that homeless man. To show that nobody should steal from the king. Humans are very bad at evaluating the cost of things.
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( robotic voice, opening mouth )
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Good that I'm not even human.
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BAM! The red dot reach the spaceship and everything exploded. ↩ Reply
INT. SPACECRAFT. SPACE.
In a cloud of various objects ( food items sealed in plastic bags and alike ) floats 79TH. He is looking out the window, making eye contact with BILL. ↩ Reply
INT. CRYSTAL CASTLE.
79th goes out of the space craft into the castle made of crystals. ↩ Reply
The girl in purple is there. She waves at 79th. ↩ Reply
He looks at her. He is no longer wearing the space-suit. ↩ Reply
Another person appears. It is Pito. ↩ Reply
79th flies over to Pito. The girl doesn't like it too much. ↩ Reply
Pito gives 79th a hug. ↩ Reply
Pito points at something. 79th looks around to see. ↩ Reply
Bill ( the robot ) materializes. ↩ Reply
The man and the woman in red close materialize. ↩ Reply
Bill ( the boy ) materializes. ↩ Reply
The cops and the mysterious man materialize. ↩ Reply
Every single human that every lived materializes all around them. ↩ Reply
79th is sad. Pito is sad. ↩ Reply
Everybody disappear. Only 79th and Pito are left. ↩ Reply
Pito breaks into particles of light. ↩ Reply
79th looks at those particles from the helmet of the OPSA space suit. ↩ Reply
EXT. MOON.
79th is sitting on the surface of the moon. Hugging air. Looking at Earth in the distance. ↩ Reply
Suddenly a huge asteroid passes by the moon. 79th smiles. The asteroid crashes into the Earth. ↩ Reply
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